Limericks, lets have some fun.

[vpotts28]

This will be an original post, lets have some fun. You must come up with a limerick, you don't have to be Irish to do so. Just the same as "There once was a man from Nantucket". Lets keep it clean, its to easy to be dirty. The rules of limericks are as follows (In limerick form,taken from foolmoon).
Limericks all have five lines
the second and first have to rhyme
the next two in order
rhyme too, but are shorter
match the last and the first and you're fine.
or, if you didn't get that
The charm of a limerick will beckon,
If the first two lines rhyme, I reckon.
The next two line brothers,
Must rhyme with each other.
The Fifth? With the First and the Second!
So here
The end of my night is near
I hope this thread does good, but I fear
Its obvious I'm bored
I hope the thread isnt ignored
Enough, I'm off to get my fourth beer.

 

[sooz]

I LOVE limericks! How bout a fishy one?
I'm still new to saltwater fish
That I knew more is what I wish
I sure hope this tank
Does not break my bank
But I do love to watch their tails swish!

 

[vpotts28]

Cmon are you not creative? Trust me they will get very funny. Its not a poem boys, its a limerick, you dont have to check your manhood at the front door.

 

[jennythebugg]

there once was a girl from nantucket......

i wish i actually knew the rest of that one !

 

[dnraiders]

I told my firefish and my clown
will you please calm down
dont reproduce
that sexual abuse
get a hotel out of town
does it work

 

[vpotts28]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
there once was a girl from nantucket......

i wish i actually knew the rest of that one !

I could finish the rest, but we wouldn't be able to speak anymore.

 

[vpotts28]

Originally Posted by dnraiders
I told my firefish and my clown
will you please calm down
dont reproduce
that sexual abuse
get a hotel out of town
does it work

Beauty, perfect

 

[dnraiders]

I told my firefish and my clown
will you please calm down
that sexual abuse
dont reproduce
get a hotel out of town
does it work?

 

[dnraiders]

why does my blue hippo tang
always in the mood to bang
for it to change
what do i need to arrange
sorry for the slang
how about this one

 

[vpotts28]

Originally Posted by dnraiders
why does my blue hippo tang
always in the mood to bang
for it to change
what do i need to arrange
sorry for the slang
how about this one
Going towards the darkside, but still good.

 

[dnraiders]

their is no such darkside
its just a place to hide
if you're
not sure
look for a guide
this one?

 

[vpotts28]

I can't stop ya....just like butta, you are on a roll.

 

[dnraiders]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
there once was a girl from nantucket......

i wish i actually knew the rest of that one !

there once was a girl from nantucket
who moved to pawtucket
she moved to the outer ends
because she had no friends
and hide in her bucket
pawtucket is a town in rhode island
keed posting i come with something out of the post

 

[vpotts28]

dnraiders, I wish that everyone had your spirits, maybe we will get more tomorrow.

 

[dnraiders]

if you really want benefits
learn from my spirits
its true
if only you knew
that there are no limits
hows this one
name the topic and ill keep going

 

[vpotts28]

Originally Posted by dnraiders
if you really want benefits
learn from my spirits
its true
if only you knew
that there are no limits
hows this one
name the topic and ill keep going
Sports, if you are trying to be the next great rapper, I wan't part of that money.

 

[dnraiders]

you will loose faith
if i make you wait
ill keep posting
and attaching
i hope it isnt too late

 

[dnraiders]

I dont really want to be a rapper
or the clapper
but i would like
to strike
like a sniper
damn do i get a free reef tank yet
my 24g that i had for 6 days cracked

 

[vpotts28]

Originally Posted by dnraiders
you will loose faith
if i make you wait
ill keep posting
and attaching
i hope it isnt too late
How about this
If everyone had your high spirits
Then a badge of courage I would merit
This is a fun thread
Don't be embarrased and red
I want to see you grin and bare it.

 

[dnraiders]

Originally Posted by Vpotts28
How about this
If everyone had your high spirits
Then a badge of courage I would merit
This is a fun thread
Don't be embarrased and red
I want to see you grin and bare it.

there you go