Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

[kjr_trig]

Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2854925
Regarding the pedicure... don't knock it until you tried it. Ever get a foot massage?

Feet are disgusting.

 

[mantisman51]

I shower every now and then. On a really "metro" day, I'll trim my beard. Heck, I get really soft and put on deodorant when the little woman says I need it. I figure the leather motorcycle jacket hides the really bad smells.

 

[crimzy]

Originally Posted by mantisman51
http:///forum/post/2856091
I shower every now and then. On a really "metro" day, I'll trim my beard. Heck, I get really soft and put on deodorant when the little woman says I need it. I figure the leather motorcycle jacket hides the really bad smells.
I'd definitely say you are metro...
In the 70's.

 

[vinnyraptor]

Originally Posted by mantisman51
http:///forum/post/2856091
I shower every now and then. On a really "metro" day, I'll trim my beard. Heck, I get really soft and put on deodorant when the little woman says I need it. I figure the leather motorcycle jacket hides the really bad smells.
you earned your man card my friend...

 

[fats71]

Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2854925
Regarding the pedicure... don't knock it until you tried it. Ever get a foot massage?
Ok, so I went up the street and grabbed me one of these lil beauties and I have to say it was great. The lady said something at the end like I can already tell you dont want the paint...
I slipped my sock on and back into my cowboy boots and felt like I was walkin on air.
This might make it into my weekly clean up.
She massaged my foot for a half hour and if I was not married I woulda been asking her.
I take back makin fun of the fellas who get them I was soo wrong.

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2858105
Ok, so I went up the street and grabbed me one of these lil beauties and I have to say it was great. The lady said something at the end like I can already tell you dont want the paint...
I slipped my sock on and back into my cowboy boots and felt like I was walkin on air.
This might make it into my weekly clean up.
She massaged my foot for a half hour and if I was not married I woulda been asking her.
I take back makin fun of the fellas who get them I was soo wrong.

And another one loses his card............

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2858392
And another one loses his card............
But it is ok to do things that lose your man card, when you do it for the nookie?

 

[crimzy]

Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2858404
But it is ok to do things that lose your man card, when you do it for the nookie?
Ahah!!! Could this be the caveat? If a man shows some prowess and/or expertise when it comes to women, does that somehow bolster, or even restore, a questionable man card activity?
Similarly, does the hotness of the female allow the man card to be further strengthened?
I think that is a catch-all defense to any and all man card violations. Agree?

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2858413
Ahah!!! Could this be the caveat? If a man shows some prowess and/or expertise when it comes to women, does that somehow bolster, or even restore, a questionable man card activity?
Similarly, does the hotness of the female allow the man card to be further strengthened?
I think that is a catch-all defense to any and all man card violations. Agree?
lets face it, if a pedicure is as good at fatz says then maybe on occasion it is ok.

 

[fats71]

Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2858451
lets face it, if a pedicure is as good at fatz says then maybe on occasion it is ok.

I assure you It was awesome and worth every penny and the chick who did it was no eye sore and after doing it anyone who says its a revoke needs to try it. Their was nothing better than spending 45 minutes with some lady rubbing muh toes and legs telling me everything she likes and if I was single I woulda been trying everything she likes :_)

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2858519
I assure you It was awesome and worth every penny and the chick who did it was no eye sore and after doing it anyone who says its a revoke needs to try it. Their was nothing better than spending 45 minutes with some lady rubbing muh toes and legs telling me everything she likes and if I was single I woulda been trying everything she likes :_)
sounds like one of "those" spas. hehe

 

[pumper]

Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850455
How far can you go before the ultimate man card revocation? I guess the distinction to be made is between taking care of oneself and sissy manness.
Men, confess your tendencies here and be judged by the group.
I have no problem with mine. I pluck my eyebrows and trim unwanted hair. When I had more time, I was a periodic fake-baker. I guess I should also come clean that I'm not scared to shave more than just my face.

I think that's it.
Alright man-jury, let me have it.

I personally pluck stray hair, trim eyebrows, and get a manicure and pedicure every two weeks.

 

[hammerhed7]

Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2858413
Ahah!!! Could this be the caveat? If a man shows some prowess and/or expertise when it comes to women, does that somehow bolster, or even restore, a questionable man card activity?
Similarly, does the hotness of the female allow the man card to be further strengthened?
I think that is a catch-all defense to any and all man card violations. Agree?
Coming from the resident attorney, this is the ultimate defense, the hotter the woman the further you are allowed into the borders of sissy town.

 

[pumper]

Originally Posted by Hammerhed7
http:///forum/post/2859203
Coming from the resident attorney, this is the ultimate defense, the hotter the woman the further you are allowed into the borders of sissy town.

Lets face it, no decent woman wants a hairy, unclean, sharp toenail, unshaven, dirty fingernail man. Even though I do get dirty on a daily basis, I hold myself to a higher standard. I have never had another man question my manhood because of this either.

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2858519
I assure you It was awesome and worth every penny and the chick who did it was no eye sore and after doing it anyone who says its a revoke needs to try it. Their was nothing better than spending 45 minutes with some lady rubbing muh toes and legs telling me everything she likes and if I was single I woulda been trying everything she likes :_)
I have tried it. My wife drug me once. Very over rated. Here is why.
1, the lady was an old 60 something overweight chinese women.
2. poked sharp things between my toenail and skin....sorry I shouldn't be paying anyone to stab me.
3. The massage part was cool, except my feet are very ticklish, so this was more annoying than anything and caused cramping in the arch.
4. Sat there for 30 minutes while enduring this "wonderful" experience surrounded by women discussing Oprah.
5. Had a giant flatscreen on the wall, I am talking bigger than 52 inches. But they were blasphemous towards such a wonderful piece of equipment by showing Oprah on it.
6. When I enquired about possibly changing the channel to ESPN the cackling birds in the seats next to me all looked at me as if I had just killed and stuffed there cat nd gave to them for christmas. The chinese lady working on my feet suddenly forgot how to understand english as well.
7. cost 45 dollars plus tip. I would much rather spend the same amount of money at my favorite bar and tip the waitress instead. Better eye candy and wearing less clothes.
8. When I put my shoes and socks back on noone but myself knew of any difference to my feet the rest of the day.
9..the worst one of all.....afterwards I immediately got a blister because my feet were then to soft to handle the mny rigors and stress I put them through daily.
and one more. I can go to a strip club and for the same amount of money have a

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lady rub her whole body on me. Not just her hands on my feet......If having a hot woman touch your feet is your defense then not only did you lose your mancard, you paid far to much money to have woman only touch your feet.

 

[fats71]

Originally Posted by Pumper
http:///forum/post/2859568
Lets face it, no decent woman wants a hairy, unclean, sharp toenail, unshaven, dirty fingernail man. Even though I do get dirty on a daily basis, I hold myself to a higher standard. I have never had another man question my manhood because of this either.
Some chicks dig a burly man a tleast the ones at my biker bar
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2859593
I have tried it. My wife drug me once. Very over rated. Here is why.
1, the lady was an old 60 something overweight chinese women.
2. poked sharp things between my toenail and skin....sorry I shouldn't be paying anyone to stab me.
3. The massage part was cool, except my feet are very ticklish, so this was more annoying than anything and caused cramping in the arch.
4. Sat there for 30 minutes while enduring this "wonderful" experience surrounded by women discussing Oprah.
5. Had a giant flatscreen on the wall, I am talking bigger than 52 inches. But they were blasphemous towards such a wonderful piece of equipment by showing Oprah on it.
6. When I enquired about possibly changing the channel to ESPN the cackling birds in the seats next to me all looked at me as if I had just killed and stuffed there cat nd gave to them for christmas. The chinese lady working on my feet suddenly forgot how to understand english as well.
7. cost 45 dollars plus tip. I would much rather spend the same amount of money at my favorite bar and tip the waitress instead. Better eye candy and wearing less clothes.
8. When I put my shoes and socks back on noone but myself knew of any difference to my feet the rest of the day.
9..the worst one of all.....afterwards I immediately got a blister because my feet were then to soft to handle the mny rigors and stress I put them through daily.
and one more. I can go to a strip club and for the same amount of money have a

[hr]
lady rub her whole body on me. Not just her hands on my feet......If having a hot woman touch your feet is your defense then not only did you lose your mancard, you paid far to much money to have woman only touch your feet.

1st off the place I went was 15 bucks they had a big screen and it was playing the dirty dozen which I was stoked about. Secondly I do not goto strip clubs as I am not into exploting kids (most of them are IMO) and thirdly it is not my defense it is my prerogative now to have my dogs taken out of the cage once a month and have them given a good old rub down. Love it and I think I might go today and get another one before I go on the poker run this weekend.