MolaMola
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molamola
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Loopy! First of all, you MUST stop using my name as the subject line because it is messing with my digestion. Use a codeword like, "AlomAlom." Then I will know. How should I make you laugh? Should I compose a sonnet for you, or a little poem? Here’s a semi-sonnet about my Valentine’s day. Truly, it’s not a sonnet because the rhyme scheme isn’t the same, but I never liked the Shakespearian form anyway, so I’m making up my own. I hope you like it...I spent a whole five minutes on it, so I know it's got to be good.
On Valentine’s, my love sent me flowers,
Which didn’t arrive for several hours.
I thought he’d forgotten his darling wife,
I sat at my desk and sharpened my knife.
Ten minutes before I was to depart
My flowers arrived, thus mending my heart.
I drove home quite quickly, smiling and such,
Impatient to thank my husband so much.
When I got home, he was cooking dinner.
I thought, “What a man!” I married a winner!
We ate and we drank and we watched TV
I hoped the Bachelorette would not pick Jerry
My love had fulfilled my Valentine wishes,
But left me alone to wash all the dishes.
On Valentine’s, my love sent me flowers,
Which didn’t arrive for several hours.
I thought he’d forgotten his darling wife,
I sat at my desk and sharpened my knife.
Ten minutes before I was to depart
My flowers arrived, thus mending my heart.
I drove home quite quickly, smiling and such,
Impatient to thank my husband so much.
When I got home, he was cooking dinner.
I thought, “What a man!” I married a winner!
We ate and we drank and we watched TV
I hoped the Bachelorette would not pick Jerry
My love had fulfilled my Valentine wishes,
But left me alone to wash all the dishes.
iwantacans
Member
hey now i loaded the dishwasher last night so my fiancee wouldnt have too...
love the poem though
love the poem though
molamola
Member
The funny part is that I'm not actually wasting my time doing officey stuff, I'm just pretending to do officey stuff, while I waste my time doing other things. Thanks for liking my avatar!
Here is the “unofficial,” list of job titles I have assigned myself in order to sound important and useful, and less like a procrastinator.
Administrative Assistant (Admin Ass for short), Office Assistant (Office Ass, or Off Ass for short), Office Manager (Office Man, or Off Man for short), Customer Service, Receptionist, Secretary to the President, Secretary to the Lesser Few, Coffee Maker, Coffee Pot Cleaner, Janitor, Proofreader, Paranoid Lock Checker, Paranoid Coffee Pot Checker, Paranoid Light Switch Checker, Food Procurement Specialist, and Office Supply Officer.
If I were important enough to have a business card, there obviously wouldn’t be enough room for all of that, so I would have to use an acronym. It would look something like this:
MolaMola,
AAOAOMCSRSttPSttLFCMCPCJPPLCPCPCPLSCFPSOSO
:joy:
Here is the “unofficial,” list of job titles I have assigned myself in order to sound important and useful, and less like a procrastinator.
Administrative Assistant (Admin Ass for short), Office Assistant (Office Ass, or Off Ass for short), Office Manager (Office Man, or Off Man for short), Customer Service, Receptionist, Secretary to the President, Secretary to the Lesser Few, Coffee Maker, Coffee Pot Cleaner, Janitor, Proofreader, Paranoid Lock Checker, Paranoid Coffee Pot Checker, Paranoid Light Switch Checker, Food Procurement Specialist, and Office Supply Officer.
If I were important enough to have a business card, there obviously wouldn’t be enough room for all of that, so I would have to use an acronym. It would look something like this:
MolaMola,
AAOAOMCSRSttPSttLFCMCPCJPPLCPCPCPLSCFPSOSO
:joy: