Momma said

[spiderwoman]

Don't pick your nose, your finger could get stuck in there.

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by renogaw
http:///forum/post/2644068
you call the cops and they will have a reason to arrest me by the time they get here...
lol yup i remember that one
My dad used to say why you crying????? You want something to cry about i'll give ya something to cry about.
Then as i got older and my grandmother passed gas and i was all like oh my god nasty
My grandmother said its better to grin and bare the pain then not to grin and bare the pain. words to live by

Or my mom (an Italian women too) you can run but my hair brush fly’s faster then you can run.

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by schnutzzy
http:///forum/post/2643988
Close your eyes and what do you see? That's what you get for free!!
is that like when i went to my parents and said i want "X"
and my parents would fight to say.... you can sh*t in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster. i still use that

 

[flricordia]

Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2643946
dont eat yellow snow.
Cool. Your momma is Frank Zappa? I actually saw him in concert way back when doing Joe's Garage acts I and II. Course I was as high as he was and can't remember any of it. Had front row though.

 

[sharkbait9]

omg all the memorys.
My mom would ask when i got hurt.....
Mom) did that hurt?
Me) yes
mom)well i guess you won't do that again now will you?

 

[flricordia]

Doo't master****, yul fo bildn. Kukcy i dom;t hace rhay prob;lm,

 

[reefkprz]

some day you'll have a house and understand chores.....
well at least she was half right. I have a house.

 

[spiderwoman]

Originally Posted by Flricordia
http:///forum/post/2644375
Doo't master****, yul fo bildn. Kukcy i dom;t hace rhay prob;lm,

Hahaha or you'll go deaf.... what?

 

[camfish]

My momma always said behave. To which we would respond, "I am beinghave."

 

[armywife1314]

if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all.
went in one ear and out the other!
and dont make fun of people or your kids will turn out just like that!

 

[camfish]

Don't play in the fire...or you'll wet your bed. Ha, what does she know...I didn't sleep in a bed I wet my sleeping bag.

 

[tangman99]

Never get involved with a girl that wears Bongo shorts.

 

[lovethesea]

Originally Posted by TangMan99
http:///forum/post/2644743
Never get involved with a girl that wears Bongo shorts.

 

[lovethesea]

my grandmamma said:
"you can't fool and fooler" (so true!)
"nothin' good happens after midnight". (well, now it does seem like it)
And when did I turn into her?? I actually have to restrain myself from saying these things to my 15 year old

 

[cowfishrule]

my dad actually said "friends dont let friends drive fords"
its true. i wouldnt wish a ford upon my worst enemy, let alone a friend.

 

[nacl freak]

If you have a question go ask your dad. If you need money go earn it. If you need advice come to me.

 

[shogun323]

LL Cool J's Mama once said, "knock you out"

 

[spanko]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jCoiHWVU48

 

[kerriann]

don't put all of your trust in one person, trust in yourself. you're best friend will stab you in the back if it will benefit them. *and i know we've all had this experience AT LEAST once in your life!*

 

[rylan1]

Mama Said Knock You Out!