there's a funny story about creation and 3 boobs...
So god created woman first, and he gave her 3 boobs. One day, he asked her how she was doing, and she said "I'm great, except for this 3rd boob gets in the way all of the time..." So, god took the 3rd boob off and threw it aside. A few days later, he again asked her how she's doing... she said "i'm good, but i'm kind of lonely". So god created all of the animals to keep her company. A few days later, god asked how she was doing and she said "I'm good, but these animals aren't good company-keepers. I wish i had someone else here like me to keep me company". So god looked around and said "easy enough, now where did i put that 3rd boob?"
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