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reefforbrains
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Awesome, how in the hell did you find that?
...... Are you going to
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by chance? If so what part?
...... Are you going to
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by chance? If so what part?
fedukeford
Active Member
Haha, did you find that on myspace? a bunch of people have been posting bullitens with that in it.
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reefforbrains
Active Member
http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8...l=en&tab=wl&q=
heres a link, just look at step #23 in the directions
heres a link, just look at step #23 in the directions
torno
Member
No, I'm not going to
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. My relative sent me that on email.....
SPOILER
Alyssia:
1. Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min
2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min
3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min
4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min
6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins
7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins
8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road 0.4 mi
1 min
9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min
10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins
11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins
13. Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins
...
14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins
...
15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
16. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
17. Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi
38 mins
...
18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi
56 mins
...
19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
21. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
22. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours
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24. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins
25. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
26. Turn right at E05
Partial toll road 17.3 mi
22 mins
...
27. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/
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/Evreux
Partial toll road
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. My relative sent me that on email.....
SPOILER
Alyssia:
1. Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min
2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min
3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min
4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min
6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins
7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins
8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road 0.4 mi
1 min
9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min
10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins
11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins
13. Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins
...
14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins
...
15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
16. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
17. Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi
38 mins
...
18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi
56 mins
...
19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
21. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
22. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours
...
24. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins
25. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
26. Turn right at E05
Partial toll road 17.3 mi
22 mins
...
27. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/
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/Evreux
Partial toll road
reefforbrains
Active Member
So according to this a person could swim it in exactly 29 days and zero hours......thats the best part
lion_crazz
Active Member
Wow, that was very funny!
You know, it would be even worse if you were coming from the West Coast to go to
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. You just drove nearly 3,000 miles for 2 straight days and then you have to ditch your car and begin swimming for 29 days.
It estimates that you can get from California to PA in a one day and 15 hours. How is that even possible? At that pace, you would have to drive 77 miles per hour for the entire trip without a single break or without going slower than that.
I smell Guinness Book of World Records. :hilarious
You know, it would be even worse if you were coming from the West Coast to go to
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. You just drove nearly 3,000 miles for 2 straight days and then you have to ditch your car and begin swimming for 29 days.
It estimates that you can get from California to PA in a one day and 15 hours. How is that even possible? At that pace, you would have to drive 77 miles per hour for the entire trip without a single break or without going slower than that.
I smell Guinness Book of World Records. :hilarious
mr. guitar
Member
That's great!!! I wish I were going to
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right now!!!! Can't wait till next summer...our French 4 class is going to France for a week or two.
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right now!!!! Can't wait till next summer...our French 4 class is going to France for a week or two.
trainfever
Active Member
Whoever wrote the maps arent the brightest people in the world. For fun one day, I asked for directions to my neighbors house who lived next to me on the right. The directions told me to go out my house , make a left and then proceded to tell me directions going around the block. LOL
socal57che
Active Member
Originally Posted by lion_crazz
It estimates that you can get from California to PA in a one day and 15 hours. How is that even possible? At that pace, you would have to drive 77 miles per hour for the entire trip without a single break or without going slower than that.
I often drive from O-side to KC straight through. 24.5 hr average drive time. I also lived near Lancaster, Pa for a while. 15.5 hr average windshield time to Kansas City. One day, 15 hrs is reasonable. (no swimming required)
It estimates that you can get from California to PA in a one day and 15 hours. How is that even possible? At that pace, you would have to drive 77 miles per hour for the entire trip without a single break or without going slower than that.
I often drive from O-side to KC straight through. 24.5 hr average drive time. I also lived near Lancaster, Pa for a while. 15.5 hr average windshield time to Kansas City. One day, 15 hrs is reasonable. (no swimming required)