need some questions =)

sigmachris

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If Dennys and 7-11 type stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on their doors?
 

aquaknight

Active Member
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
If someone went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” wouldn't that defeat the purpose?
If they get vegetable oil from vegetables and peanut oil from peanuts, how in the world do they get baby oil???
If you spin an Oriental man in a circle three times quickly, does he become Disoriented?
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
What do they call a French kiss in France?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
What is "Soft Liquor"?
What is the speed of dark?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
 
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