Never ending story...

iceburger

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Once upon a time...in a land called...
Therea, there was a....drop dead beautiful woman,who loved to
defy the king, often...cought messing around with...the hot sexy
Eric. But Erik wasn't interested...only to think better. Until one day, she
got a fish tank...And bought fish, Her aquarium was too crowded but good starter
it calmed her infection so now she's purring and her body quivered as a result of
being alone and imaginative. Then one day, Erik had a revelation about his strange woman
Apparently, without beer goggles.He realized she had...a cyano bacteria infection that was in need
of a new and improved hospital tank which was already full...
Terry and Beth ran with scissors, quickly over to NM reef's house
and began to vigorously syphon his fish tank accidentaly with an enlarger
He calls Dr phil who say's "how's that tank suction coming along?" So,Erik answers..well..
you can suction this and see if it improves your sour attitude so he tried it
and the thing jammed Angrily, Erik threw Dr.Dilznick out the window
where he landed on a dumpster full of baby diapers. Then the sky turned black
and warning sirens howled oh no!! he screamed what is that smell?!?!
The icky princess returned and the king searched for his ich detector then he scratched his
head with curiousity but fishy had herpes a dried hard urchin King consulted Bang Guy
abuse was going on. everyone was too sane Dr. Phil than advised
"Better ask Dr. Ruth" Everyones eyes got big for the guy with not enlarged but suctioned
feet, stumbled through the doorway,holding his New Diet Revolution book
and on page 156 it said, in tiny letters "do not ever try to enlarge and don't take this orally"
and don't skip steps 3 through 9, espesially padlocking the fridge.
Erik then called Sheena (the bearded lady)(Aka fshhub's lovely mother)
who showed up wearing an old cher outfit and eating rice cakes made of rice
OH! What WOMEN do....screamed the king who then died chokeing. the cops showed up
new king erik ate'em...
 
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