cowfishrule
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what are you doing for new years eve?
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new years eve
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darthtang aw
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Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
crimzy
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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893501
Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
Hey Darth, is that the whip I hear being cracked? When you're done cleaning toilets, rearranging the furniture and shampooing whatever, don't forget to go out and get some Zima lite and spiced apple cider.
BTW, if you choose *Please remember that this is a family site* respond here then I suggest you type fast because I hear your woman walking up behind you.
http:///forum/post/2893501
Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
Hey Darth, is that the whip I hear being cracked? When you're done cleaning toilets, rearranging the furniture and shampooing whatever, don't forget to go out and get some Zima lite and spiced apple cider.
BTW, if you choose *Please remember that this is a family site* respond here then I suggest you type fast because I hear your woman walking up behind you.
stdreb27
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893501
Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
This whole story is one complete mancard violation. In fact I think you wife carries that card in this family...
http:///forum/post/2893501
Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
This whole story is one complete mancard violation. In fact I think you wife carries that card in this family...
darthtang aw
Active Member
My wife is not allowed on this site because I said so. As far as doing everything else, it gets me a few days pass of doing what ever I want with no hassle or comments....Not to mention she is not allowed to pass out new years as we have an arrangement, and I plan on having a lot of "fun" with her.
I wouldn't call it cracking the whip, more of a business arrangement...lol.....just right now it doesn't seem worth it....
I wouldn't call it cracking the whip, more of a business arrangement...lol.....just right now it doesn't seem worth it....
darthtang aw
Active Member
Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2893532
This whole story is one complete mancard violation. In fact I think you wife carries that card in this family...
Christmas is over....remove the hat sheila.
http:///forum/post/2893532
This whole story is one complete mancard violation. In fact I think you wife carries that card in this family...
Christmas is over....remove the hat sheila.
crimzy
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893501
Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893533
Not to mention she is not allowed to pass out new years as we have an arrangement, and I plan on having a lot of "fun" with her.
I wouldn't call it cracking the whip, more of a business arrangement...lol.....just right now it doesn't seem worth it....
That's so weird... you are just like my wife. (that's a compliment, BTW).
She cleans the toilets and straightens up the house and, as a reward, I give her latenight "fun".
http:///forum/post/2893501
Every two years we throw a new years party at our house. Initially this sounds like a good idea and I agree to it., Then ultimately I find out how psychotic women are. We have to to clean EVERYTHING! Last night we got in a small argument because the toilets looked clean to me. She insisted they were not as clean behind them. My thought, if someone has their head behind the toilet they are having bigger issues on new years than worrying about finding a speck of dirty behind the toilet. She insists women look at and scrutinize everything.
We hjad to go to the local hobby store yesterday to buy over priced crap to make the house look "pretty". Sorry, I never thought bowls of fake fruit and 40 dollar glass vases of 35 dollar fake flowers made a party. My thought this entire time is, for the 200 dollars on stupid crap like paper hats and various decorative items, not to mention the other 200 dollars spent at the overpriced hobby/crafts store could have bought a lot of alcohol. Now as it sits my alcohol budget has gone from 700 to 300 dollars.....
On top of that she wants me to rearrange all the furniture and then put it back the next day....I think I may get drunk before the party starts...maybe even start tonight.
Oh and I own a rug doctor (we have to shampoo the carpets even though we did this 2 weeks ago) but the belt is broke. so in her infinite wisdom, instead of letting me pick up a belt, she is going to go rent one right now.
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893533
Not to mention she is not allowed to pass out new years as we have an arrangement, and I plan on having a lot of "fun" with her.
I wouldn't call it cracking the whip, more of a business arrangement...lol.....just right now it doesn't seem worth it....
That's so weird... you are just like my wife. (that's a compliment, BTW).
She cleans the toilets and straightens up the house and, as a reward, I give her latenight "fun".
darthtang aw
Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2893548
That's so weird... you are just like my wife. (that's a compliment, BTW).
She cleans the toilets and straightens up the house and, as a reward, I give her latenight "fun".
Considering it was my toilet and she had to do the other 3 I think it was fair. Besides, man should take care of his throne once in a while. Interesting, you must share bathrooms.
The rest of the crap she is doing. You think I have the creativity to place fake fruits and flowers around the house? I am to busy getting the bar stocked and preped. That and getting the ribs marinated for the grill....
http:///forum/post/2893548
That's so weird... you are just like my wife. (that's a compliment, BTW).
She cleans the toilets and straightens up the house and, as a reward, I give her latenight "fun".
Considering it was my toilet and she had to do the other 3 I think it was fair. Besides, man should take care of his throne once in a while. Interesting, you must share bathrooms.
The rest of the crap she is doing. You think I have the creativity to place fake fruits and flowers around the house? I am to busy getting the bar stocked and preped. That and getting the ribs marinated for the grill....
darthtang aw
Active Member
however I am having a dilemma over which beer to provide....everyone is bringing something as well, but as a good host I need to make sure I am stocked on beer....just not sure what to pick up.
stdreb27
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893553
however I am having a dilemma over which beer to provide....everyone is bringing something as well, but as a good host I need to make sure I am stocked on beer....just not sure what to pick up.
Sams locally sell a case of shiner but it is all their different brews. They make an above average beer that isn't stupidly expensive. I have no idea where you are at. But they are a regional brewery around here.
http:///forum/post/2893553
however I am having a dilemma over which beer to provide....everyone is bringing something as well, but as a good host I need to make sure I am stocked on beer....just not sure what to pick up.
Sams locally sell a case of shiner but it is all their different brews. They make an above average beer that isn't stupidly expensive. I have no idea where you are at. But they are a regional brewery around here.
stdreb27
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893534
Christmas is over....remove the hat sheila.
I'm hoping it sinks in and someone buys me this for next christmas...
http:///forum/post/2893534
Christmas is over....remove the hat sheila.
I'm hoping it sinks in and someone buys me this for next christmas...
crimzy
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893553
however I am having a dilemma over which beer to provide....everyone is bringing something as well, but as a good host I need to make sure I am stocked on beer....just not sure what to pick up.
If you want to "get even" with the wife then I'd get Bass and Guiness. No women will drink any but the men will love it.
http:///forum/post/2893553
however I am having a dilemma over which beer to provide....everyone is bringing something as well, but as a good host I need to make sure I am stocked on beer....just not sure what to pick up.
If you want to "get even" with the wife then I'd get Bass and Guiness. No women will drink any but the men will love it.
darthtang aw
Active Member
I love shiner, bass, and guiness, may just go with all three.
darthtang aw
Active Member
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2893571
.......and you guys were raggin' me over a "cute puppy"
I don't even do toilets, fake fruit and flowers...
First off, outhouses do not classify as toilets.
second I don't do the others either. Twice last night in my drunken haze I almost tried to eat one...stupidest creation martha stewart ever came up with. Could have just lacquered up some real fruit, would have been cheaper.
http:///forum/post/2893571
.......and you guys were raggin' me over a "cute puppy"
I don't even do toilets, fake fruit and flowers...
First off, outhouses do not classify as toilets.
second I don't do the others either. Twice last night in my drunken haze I almost tried to eat one...stupidest creation martha stewart ever came up with. Could have just lacquered up some real fruit, would have been cheaper.
crimzy
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2893568
I love shiner, bass, and guiness, may just go with all three.
Don't forget the 7-up and Grenadiine you Betty!!
http:///forum/post/2893568
I love shiner, bass, and guiness, may just go with all three.
Don't forget the 7-up and Grenadiine you Betty!!
darthtang aw
Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2893588
Don't forget the 7-up and Grenadiine you Betty!!
You're coming over? And what is Grenadine?
http:///forum/post/2893588
Don't forget the 7-up and Grenadiine you Betty!!
You're coming over? And what is Grenadine?