darthtang aw
Active Member
I have gotten in the habit of using certain celebrity names in place of swear words. I don't swear often on the computer, but when I need too the following is what I will use. Each name will have an explanation as to why they are a swear word.
Durst--In honor of Fred Durst and the Limp Bizkit reformation. The red ball cap wearing douche did many things of unimportance to garnish himself media attention. He has also done many a stupid thing in the media...Thus his name gets the number one spot.
Kanye--In honor of Kanye West. This musical waste of sperm has been this decade's Fred Durst. His antics and outlandish comments about "black Struggle" have earned himself the current top spot. Dude, don't act hard, you wear a cardigan. Don't talk about struggle, you grew up in the suburbs not the ghetto. And last but not least, stop playing the martyr, you are no where near the caliber to play Jesus.
Winehouse---Amy Whinehouse, do I really need to explain this one?
Jessica---In honor of Jessica Simpson. Anyone this stupid deserves to have their name used in any manner we deem fit. Chicken of the sea....stupid bimbo.
Andy---for andy ----....this guy has never done anything in the form of a career to warrant the attention he gets. Plus his last name says it all. Yet the paparazzi love this guy and report his every drunken move.....thus feeding us information on this waste of space.
Brown----as in Chris, Bobby, or James......These fools have made a career of beating women. While musically talented they are more well known for ruining the likes of Whitney Houston and Rhianna....Thus taking from us a celebrity worthy of celebrity status and turning their faces into mashed potatoes......not to mention the crack fiend Whitney became.
Hills----Have you seen this show. series about rich people's lives that all act like a bunch braying donkeys....Oh the drama....sorry but the people on this show have no business being famous...they have done nothing for this.
Abdul
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Paula Abdul....the only woman I wish Chris Brown would date.... this woman tries to talk and act like she knows something about singing yet even to the most horrible person she tells them something nice....
Durst--In honor of Fred Durst and the Limp Bizkit reformation. The red ball cap wearing douche did many things of unimportance to garnish himself media attention. He has also done many a stupid thing in the media...Thus his name gets the number one spot.
Kanye--In honor of Kanye West. This musical waste of sperm has been this decade's Fred Durst. His antics and outlandish comments about "black Struggle" have earned himself the current top spot. Dude, don't act hard, you wear a cardigan. Don't talk about struggle, you grew up in the suburbs not the ghetto. And last but not least, stop playing the martyr, you are no where near the caliber to play Jesus.
Winehouse---Amy Whinehouse, do I really need to explain this one?
Jessica---In honor of Jessica Simpson. Anyone this stupid deserves to have their name used in any manner we deem fit. Chicken of the sea....stupid bimbo.
Andy---for andy ----....this guy has never done anything in the form of a career to warrant the attention he gets. Plus his last name says it all. Yet the paparazzi love this guy and report his every drunken move.....thus feeding us information on this waste of space.
Brown----as in Chris, Bobby, or James......These fools have made a career of beating women. While musically talented they are more well known for ruining the likes of Whitney Houston and Rhianna....Thus taking from us a celebrity worthy of celebrity status and turning their faces into mashed potatoes......not to mention the crack fiend Whitney became.
Hills----Have you seen this show. series about rich people's lives that all act like a bunch braying donkeys....Oh the drama....sorry but the people on this show have no business being famous...they have done nothing for this.
Abdul
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Paula Abdul....the only woman I wish Chris Brown would date.... this woman tries to talk and act like she knows something about singing yet even to the most horrible person she tells them something nice....
