not a Bushism, not a Kerryism

moraym

Active Member
Just to lighten the current mood of Monday.

And I was gonna post a picture of the Bush-monkey comparison to be bipartisan on this Monday morning, but I can't find it on my hard drive.
 
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daniel411

Guest
I busted out laughing when I first saw that in the news, had to save it. I'll see if I can find him trying to sit on a Harley for a photo shoot, its almost as good!
 

marlins #1

Member
Yeah who is going to waste their time VOTING, I mean its always the same ol'crap, just a DIFFERENT LAST NAME.
Seriously though, you don't know them or of them, you only know what they kissed ass to become their reputation and what they tell you.
And even though ARNOLD SHWARTZnazi....lol, was a woman beater and harasher, (misspelled) and an donkey, the hole you know.... He still was elected, I blame that on his competition, but then again it was all planed, lol,
But to my successful note, in U.S. for certain jobs and reputation, (in order to make it far in U.S.) you can not be like me or like what I just said, it would get you no where, the corrupted system is too hard for you to go against it.
Honestly its like a RIP CURRENT, you got to swim with it.
Just make sure that when you do vote, Which you shouldn't, close your eyes and pick anything.
Because your VOTE does not count, just like 1 man does not make a difference at war, send them home.
GOD is the difference, and the reason for all existance.
 

marlins #1

Member
Look at Kerry's face and tell me he don't look like them fake miracle guys on pax or that channel yelling out JESUS!!!
On a lighter note, in case you guys didn't get this joke posted by someone else, here it is.
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An Aggie co-ed calls her Sooner boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her Sooner boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The Aggie co-ed says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
 

moraym

Active Member

Yeah who is going to waste their time VOTING, I mean its always the same ol'crap, just a DIFFERENT LAST NAME.
Seriously though, you don't know them or of them, you only know what they kissed ass to become their reputation and what they tell you.
And even though ARNOLD SHWARTZnazi....lol, was a woman beater and harasher, (misspelled) and an donkey, the hole you know.... He still was elected, I blame that on his competition, but then again it was all planed, lol,
But to my successful note, in U.S. for certain jobs and reputation, (in order to make it far in U.S.) you can not be like me or like what I just said, it would get you no where, the corrupted system is too hard for you to go against it.
Honestly its like a RIP CURRENT, you got to swim with it.
Just make sure that when you do vote, Which you shouldn't, close your eyes and pick anything.
Because your VOTE does not count, just like 1 man does not make a difference at war, send them home.
GOD is the difference, and the reason for all existance

To keep this thread light-hearted, my response is as follows:
 
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