salty blues
Active Member
I have been informed by a very reliable source that obama is in fact using Jedi mind tricks to convince large segments of the U.S. population(and the world) that he:
a) has not associated with an admitted domestic terrorist.
b) has never heard his "former" pastor make racist, anti-american comments.
c) is not a socialist and does not have a socialist agenda for the United States.
He simply denies all these things, performs the Jedi mind trick and many, apparently helpless people fall victim to his spell.
At least now we know how he does it.
a) has not associated with an admitted domestic terrorist.
b) has never heard his "former" pastor make racist, anti-american comments.
c) is not a socialist and does not have a socialist agenda for the United States.
He simply denies all these things, performs the Jedi mind trick and many, apparently helpless people fall victim to his spell.
At least now we know how he does it.
