kris walker
Active Member
This was forwarded to me by a Michelle S. Quartel.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks
and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
key to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front
of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
blond for using a $250,000. Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into
the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled." "While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire."
"What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The
blonde replies......
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks
and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
key to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front
of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
blond for using a $250,000. Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into
the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled." "While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire."
"What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The
blonde replies......
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
I liked it. Gives me an idea. 
