OT: Let's try this again...

A short quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
brains of a four year old.
hehe:D
 

jonthefb

Active Member
that was some funny stuff jillian!
i like it. i want to give it to my store manager at Home depot tomorrow!
good luck
jon
 

nacl-h2o

Active Member
Hey, I'm a professional, and I passed. Does that mean I have the brain of a 4 year old? Of course my X has said that for years. Now just wait until my 7 year old finds out.
:D :D :D
 

broncofish

Active Member
I wish I had the brain of my four year old. So innocent, sees everyday as a chance to play, no worries about money, or stress, and he is still small enough to be chucked up in the air by his dad(who needs an amusement park).
 
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