OT: What's Your Favorite Quote/Saying?

[chainsaw5vent]

h.damsel..true.. "for the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Jesus our Lord." <img src="graemlins//angel.gif" border="0" alt="[angel]" /> and as a result, "I am fireproof!!"

 

[heavenly damsel]

The secret of life is looking good at a distance.
You can pick your nose and pick you seat but you can't pick your family.
There's no such thing as a free lunch. Everything has a price.
God is good...All the time!

 

[mike b]

You Can't Handel The Truth!!!Gotta Love Jack Yelling At Tom Cruise.

 

[broomer5]

There's nothing to it .. but the do it !

 

[killyah]

=====Be afraid of the living and Not the Dead=====
<img src="graemlins//mischievous.gif" border="0" alt="[Mischievous]" />

 

[kelly]

Profanity is the sign of a limited mind trying to express itself boldly.

 

[opazen]

--- is like pizza (and chocolate), when its good,it is REALLY good, when its bad, it's still pretty good. <img src="graemlins//evilwhorn.gif" border="0" alt="[Evil Horn]" /> <img src="graemlins//angel.gif" border="0" alt="[angel]" />

 

[bionerd]

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. -Joseph Addison
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

 

[demosthenes]

I like the Addison quote posted by BioNerd, and also the one by Killyah, but I absolutely loved the one posted by Kelly. Right on, never heard one about profanity better. That's a signature-worthy quote, hope you consider it. Seems to quiet some people up when it comes to that. That one will be kept in the back of my mind for good use up the road. I can't wait to read some more.

 

[the infamous sea cucumber]

"The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles." -- John Adams
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and won't change the subject." -- Winston Churchill
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it." --Albert Einstein
"I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."

 

[bigeyedfish]

"I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." - Kevin Costner
Bull Durham, what a good baseball movie

 

[twoods71]

My sig line
A wish changes nothing a decision changes everything.
And some of my all time favorite funny ones are the demotivators.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
If at first you dont succeed, failure may be more your style.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you are one of them.
Not all pain is gain.

 

[moga]

where there is a will, there is a way...

 

[dvs]

My fave...
"The danger in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished" ~ George Bernard Shaw

 

[nacl-h2o]

I've always liked
"God helps those who help themselves."

 

[watcher]

Be still like a mountain and flow like a great river.
Loa Tsu
Wit, is educated insolence.
Twain

 

[heavenly damsel]

Exposure to the Son....prevents burning.

 

[fshhub]

CONFUSIOUS say: "he who does not know the intensity of the flame, should not F**K with the fire"
although not actually by confusious, it is a good one that i like alot too

 

[dinhouse]

"he who laughs last thinks the slowest"
"you can lead a horse to water but when you can make him float on his back then you've got something!"
"On my signal unleash hell!!" (Russell Crowe)
"A friend will help you move... A true friend will help you move a body!"
"The world is a wonderful place, worth fighting for....... I believe the second part!" (Morgan Freeman)
"Happy painting and god bless!" (Bob Ross)

 

[demosthenes]

Great quotes, but was just wondering what this means. I have an idea, but not totally sure.
Originally posted by DINHOUSE:
<strong>"A friend will help you move... A true friend will help you move a body!"</strong><hr></blockquote>