rykna
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Favorite pirate joke from my cousin Matt.
A holly wood director is interviewing actors for the pirate captain position. Just when he was feeling like he was getting no where a weathered man with a eye patch, peg leg, hook for a hand, captain's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder walks in and sits down.
"Well, you look quite the part sir. What kind of acting experience do you have?"
The man stares blankly at him...
"Well tell me how you got your peg leg."
"It were a stormy night at sea. The waves were washing over the decks. Some of the riggin' wrapped around me leg and tore it off."
"Hmm...and a what about your hook?"
"Twas a good fight over a bonnie lass, I lost me hand, but won the lass.Arrrrrrh a sweet lass indeed."
"I see...well ah...what about you eye patch?"
"It was a bright sunny day and a sea gull flew over head...."
"And???"
"Arrhh.....it be the first day I got me hook!"
Favorite pirate joke from my cousin Matt.
A holly wood director is interviewing actors for the pirate captain position. Just when he was feeling like he was getting no where a weathered man with a eye patch, peg leg, hook for a hand, captain's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder walks in and sits down.
"Well, you look quite the part sir. What kind of acting experience do you have?"
The man stares blankly at him...
"Well tell me how you got your peg leg."
"It were a stormy night at sea. The waves were washing over the decks. Some of the riggin' wrapped around me leg and tore it off."
"Hmm...and a what about your hook?"
"Twas a good fight over a bonnie lass, I lost me hand, but won the lass.Arrrrrrh a sweet lass indeed."
"I see...well ah...what about you eye patch?"
"It was a bright sunny day and a sea gull flew over head...."
"And???"
"Arrhh.....it be the first day I got me hook!"