My poem...a little odd...but I love it....
The Evil Gnome
By: Luke Martin
A cow went to town
To buy some milk and cheese
He went to the store and fell to the floor when he couldn't get the cheese
He waited until noon and drank his milk with a spoon
They never got the cheese so he said gees
He left to his home and on his way was stopped by a gnome
The gnome said come with me and into my tree
The gnome snatched the cow and the cow went ow!
The gnome at him and then went to the gym
He saw a friend there and told him to cut his hair
So his friend and him left the gym to cut the buddies hair
The gnome went home and didn't give a care
The buddy went home and called the gnome
He ask how did you make that mask
The mask was made from beef and cheese and the gnomes buddy said wow gee golly gees
Then he asked where did he get it and the gnome said come over here I hid it
So the friend went there with his newly cut hair
The gnome came out and made a big shout
He said come here for i have hidden it in my mounted deer
He stuck his hand in the mouth and screamed in fright with a shout
He said it bit my hand so he dropped it and waited for it to land
Then it got up the gnome and his friend laid out a big hiccup
They were so scared they jumped in the air
Then the cow that the gnome ate walked out of the gate
The friend of the gnome ran out of his home
The gnome was attacked as he screamed out ACK!!!
The gnome died and nobody cried
The people were glad he left because he was in trouble for theft
The end of the story is a bit blurry
But all we have ever known is that this was the end of the evil gnome
Now the town is in peace and has a lot of milk and cheese
The cops took the gnomes supply then poked his dead body in the eye
He was definitely dead but to make sure they chopped off his head
They cleared out his house and now all that lives in there is a mouse
The End