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millerman

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Im in college and i need some new pranks...ive heard of the sardines on the manifold and others but if you have any pranks that you have done and does not cause harm and are funny to sit back and wait for it to happen post it
post away people
 

hot883

Active Member
I once dumped the contents of a bean bag chair onto the top hood of a car in the winter. When they turn on the vents to defrost or heater the beans go EVERYWHERE inside of the car.
 

hot883

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Another good one is to put sardines or raw shrimp inside of a curtain rod. It smells unbelieveable and the occupants of the house do not know where the smell comes from.
Ok, 1 more. If you have access to the dresser, take out the socks tie them in a knot, soak them in water and place in their freezer, undies too. HA!
 

ruaround

Active Member
how ruthless???
cling wrap over the toilet bowl...
how about if your roomy eats ketchup... empty bottle to the bottom of the first label... add baking soda... close and shake...DO NOT OPEN unless you want a red shower...
 

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by BigB
The upper decker- take a deuce in the holding tank of the toilet.
LMAO
that s horrible!!!
 

millerman

Member
:hilarious :hilarious
good one nicely named to.. i got a car alarm siren and wired it into my buddys trailor light and everytime he would hit the brakes it would sound. he finally figured it out when he left the apt complex
 

bbb

Member
There's some chemical that safe to eat in aqueous (sp?) form that will make you pee blue. If you want I'll ask my friend what the name of it is again. Only problem is you'd have to have access to their food.
 

squidd

Active Member
This is a cut and paste from the "True love goes bad" thread....but feel free to use it...

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Really, all she had to do was take his underware out of his drawer....run it in the dryer with a chunk of that "pink" fiberglass insulation....and then fold it up and replace in his drawer....
She wouldn't even have to be there to see his face...the mental image alone would keep her amused for months...

Don't ask me how I know this....
 

birdy

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Well how elaborate do you want to go?
Here are a few my friends have done.
1. Shut out the power to the the friends room at night (my friends did this to an entire girls dorm at a small private college), sneak into rooms while girls are sleeping, turn on all lights and turn volume all the way up on all the tv's and radios, Turn power back on....
2. Remove all light bulbs out of entire house/dorm room.
3. Remove everything from room, replace with sand, and a inflatable pool, beach chairs, inflatable palm tree.
4. Release live Canada Goose inside room, while everyone is in the room. (this could probably constitute, animal abuse so I dont' really recommend it, but it was da@n funny).
 

darth tang

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After a long night of drinking take person passed out in bed. Place bed on dressers so it is really high in the air. turn power off to the room. Turn on radio real loud. The person wakes up and hits his head on the ceiling then rolls from pain and falls 6 feet to the floor.
Darth (I am innocent) Tang
 

my way

Active Member
The bean bag over the hood could backfire, what do you do if the blower motor gets stuck? On a newer car that could be really expensive to fix. That IS funny though. Squidd, does it still itch?
 

millerman

Member
tied my brothers bedroom doorknob to the hallway closet doorknob. he sat in his room for thirty minutes pulling on the door trying to get scissors through the crack and then realized he could crawl out the window and just walk back in through the front door
 

tatoush

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I couldn't help but post this prank, even though it is not a college prank. A few years ago we caught wind, that our employee was having a checkup with her ob/gyn. Two days later my sister called our store and pretended she was from the doctors office and told our employee that she was pregnant. At first one would think this is very cruel, but the woman is well over her 50's and has kids in their early 30's, but the kicker is that her hubby and her don't really sleep in the same bed (i think?) which was funny because he probably was thinking, it isn't mine/whose is it??? haha well we cleared things up quickly but it was worth the laugh....

Lev
 
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jdragunas

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my senior year of high school, they let millions of crickets loose in the locker bay...
open their dresser and take out all of the clothes... put a thick layer of shaving cream on the bottom of each drawer, and then put some clothes back on the top (so it covers all of the shaving cream)... Hide the rest of their clothes so they don't become suspicious... the next time they go digging through their drawer they have a big surpise waiting... hehehe
 

jmick

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I’ve pulled a few pranks over the years but the best one was when I put liquid heat on my brother’s tighty whiteys! This was back in HS and it was a riot...put them on as he got out of the shower and the water reacted with the liquid heat very quickly and he was screaming within 2 minutes! To make matters worse, putting the effected area under running water only made it worse.
 

nflnutswif

Member
I'm 40, my little sisters birthday is APRIL 1ST. So for her whole life every B-day I've done some sort of PRANK on her, from having her pulled over and arrested on the 55fwy (California) to making a semi fake cake with helium balloon center(what a mess that is when CUT into) but funny! Radio show (Rick Dees) again So Cal. was called("burn your buns") She got burned alright! Just too many to mention but one of the coolest was having a pizza delivered to her work every hour all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a good laugh after the second one!
 

molamola

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My husband enjoys putting anbesol on people's toothbrushes. When he was in the Corps at A&M, they used to light their shoe polish tins on fire and slide them under the doors of upperclassmen. Sadly, one of the dorms on campus burned down for this very reason.
When we got married, his family broke into our house and put approximately 50 pounds of rice inside of or on top of every single object in our home. It's been two years, and we're still finding rice.
It's fun to write bad words on people's lawn in bird seed, as bird seed sprouts and grows faster than regular grass. There's also bouillon in the showerhead, turning a person's water heater down, putting confetti on top of the ceiling fan blades, stringing jingle bells on the underside of their bed.
 

phixer

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Here are a few jokes Ive heard about.
If the mark drives a pickup truck. Buy a small horn and connect it with an alligator clip to the trailer light harness. These are usually directly underneath the rear bumper on most pickups and SUVs. When he steps on his brake, the horn will honk and infuriate the drivers in front of him.
If you can gain access to the underside of his hood extend his windshield washer hose through the fire wall and affix it beneath his steering column. Use a small brass tube inserted into the end of the line and crimp the end of the brass tube. When he activates his windshield washer it will spray him in the face.
Place an advertisement in the paper for a livestock auction at his residence around 5 am in the morning.
Find some fresh road kill and buy a cheap leash from a discount store. Put the leash around the road kill and place the other end around his rear bumper.
 
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