"...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."
-Zoidberg
Futurama
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung" ~Voltaire
"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars." ~Steve Martin
"Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!" ~Steve Martin...again
"it so good, once it hits your lips, it's so good!"
Will Ferrell "Old School"
"your not seriously gonna put that skin in your mouth, alright ya did, that's just gross"
Mike Myers "Goldmember"