Riddle Me This!

[jdragunas]

the black and white and red all over: a newspaper?
what's black and white and black and white and black and white and red?
what's green and red, and goes 100 miles an hour?

 

[jdragunas]

lol, it is stop in ohio, bigb!!! lol!!!

 

[danedodger]

what's green and red, and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender!

And with that I'm outta here!

 

[jdragunas]

what's green and has four wheels???

 

[bigb]

Originally Posted by jdragunas
what's green and has four wheels???
? the booger I just wiped on your car?
I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
What am I?

 

[jdragunas]

fire
and the answer to mine is grass...

 

[jdragunas]

...i lied about the wheels.

 

[danedodger]

POOP HEAD!!!

Here I was trying to figure out how the answer fits the riddle...where's the wheels on grass????

 

[danedodger]

What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

 

[farmboy]

Time?

 

[danedodger]

Nope. Try again? :joy:

 

[nw2sltfsh]

Originally Posted by DaneDodger
What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?
Is the answer - NOTHING

 

[danedodger]

Yay!!! :cheer: Yep, "nothing" is supposed to be the answer to the first. How bout the second smarty pants?

 

[farmboy]

Very clever!

 

[darth tang]

The answer to the second question is "wholesome".

 

[danedodger]

And along comes the resident Riddle Master with the right answer to the second :cheer: Go Darth go Darth go Darth!!!

I'm just grabbing off websites but here's two more for ya...
I give you a group of three. One is sitting down and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns. What are they?
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

 

[darth tang]

answer number one, is a stove (I think), fire, and smoke.

 

[darth tang]

The second one is fake or counterfeit money........
The useless crap I have stored in my head......

 

[danedodger]

Dang Darth!!! I don't think you should be allowed to play anymore. You make it look too easy! :hilarious
Right and right!! How bout...
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?

 

[darth tang]

eye
The second one stumped me....but my girlfriend says it is a dictionary.....I am not about to argue with her, so that is my answer.