boalgf
Member
This is a lighthearted thread about the silly things LFS employees say. If you don't see the point in it or are sensitive to LFS rights, do as is suggested keep it in the "Pro LFS" thread. Stop clogging this one up nitpicking the stories of others.
Me: Do you guys sell Calcium and Alkalinity tests?
LFS Employee: We have some here. (Pulls out some brand I've never heard of)
Me: I'm actually looking for a Salifert test kit.
LFS Employee: No we don't have those, besides nobody tests for calcium and alkalinity, it doesn't really affect anything.
Me: Why do you guys bother getting Moorish Idols?
LFS Employee: People like them, they sell well.
Me: It sucks that they are just going to die.
LFS Employee: No, they do great if your tank is really clean.
LFS Employee: Boxfish aren't poisonous.
LFS Employee: Clown triggers won't hurt your fish if you buy them young.
LFS Employee: Sharks grow to the size of their tanks.
Me: Do you guys sell Calcium and Alkalinity tests?
LFS Employee: We have some here. (Pulls out some brand I've never heard of)
Me: I'm actually looking for a Salifert test kit.
LFS Employee: No we don't have those, besides nobody tests for calcium and alkalinity, it doesn't really affect anything.
Me: Why do you guys bother getting Moorish Idols?
LFS Employee: People like them, they sell well.
Me: It sucks that they are just going to die.
LFS Employee: No, they do great if your tank is really clean.
LFS Employee: Boxfish aren't poisonous.
LFS Employee: Clown triggers won't hurt your fish if you buy them young.
LFS Employee: Sharks grow to the size of their tanks.