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unleashed

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i honestly beleive that history repetes itself .as the earth gets deplete by human industry fof its natural resources .eventually we will reach another ice age as mother nature shakes the paresites off her back(namely us) and starts all over again it may not be in our life time or even our great grand chidrens lifetime but it will eventually happen
 

fraggle_a

Member
How are humans involved with Red Tide?
Red tide is a HAB. A bloom of an algee that resides in the water?. Happens every year, just like a cherry tree bloom.
Checkout the HAB web site.
 

shrimpdady

Member
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...............He WAITS.
Chuck Norris has a third fist...........in his beard.
I have been hearing this Chuck Norris stuff on Walton & Johnson Radio Show for the last few weeks.........I think it is hilarious.
As for global warming.........Chuck Norris was a little chilly so he turned up the heat.
Just one of the many mysterious powers of Chuck Norris.
 

phixer

Active Member
:hilarious I cant stop it man. Chuck Norris once kicked the down syndrome out of a guy. :hilarious
 

shrimpdady

Member
Okay...I know I shouldn't do this here...but just one more time!!!!!!!!!!!!1
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
 

jerthunter

Active Member
Just tossing in my two cents, but it is my belief that everything in nature including humans exploits its surroundings for its own good. We as humans just seem to do a much faster good of it but even with the absence of all human involvement the world would continue to change as resources were exploited. Humans have undoubtedly caused the destruction of countless habitates but so have 'natural events'. When I start to think about things like this I have to tell myself that we as humans are just another piece to a puzzle and I do not believe we will ever be able to conprehend all the forces in work in the universe. I really don't know if I made any sense there but I tried.
 

phixer

Active Member
It does make sense. Very profound :thinking:
Its all true and so is all that Chuck Norris stuff. I recently found out that:
Chuck Norris once kicked the down syndrome out of a guy. :hilarious
 

agent707

Member
Originally Posted by unleashed
i honestly beleive that history repetes itself .as the earth gets deplete by human industry fof its natural resources .eventually we will reach another ice age as mother nature shakes the paresites off her back(namely us) and starts all over again it may not be in our life time or even our great grand chidrens lifetime but it will eventually happen
Will another "intelligent” species evolve from bacteria again?
Actually, I don’t remember reading anything about ice wiping us out in the near future. It was something else… hmmm… what was it again? :thinking:
Oh never mind.
 

phixer

Active Member
Thats right... It was Chuck Norris.
Its all true and so is all that Chuck Norris stuff. I recently found out that:
Chuck Norris once kicked the down syndrome out of a guy
"Its not dyin thats hard, its living thats hard"
The outlaw Josie Wales
 

agent707

Member
Originally Posted by PhoenixFla
The coral reefs will be here long after us humans are gone! I guarentee it!
In writing?

Actually, the coral reefs will be gone, and we'll still be here. In fact, the ocean itself will be gone.
I guarentee it! In writing: (Rev 21:1). :hilarious
 

phixer

Active Member
You wrote Revelations? just joking. I believe this also, but where do the dinosaurs fall into all of this. I mean if you believe in creation (which I do also) there is no mention of them in the Bible and we know that they once existed too. :notsure:
 

shrimpdady

Member
Chuck Norris didn't want the dinosaurs in the bible so he told God to take them out.
Guess what?.............God did!!!
Just another testament to the power of Chuck Norris.
Just Kidding.
I do believe that God has a sense of humor though.
 

agent707

Member
Who said anything about dino's? lol. The only thing "I" know is dinosaur "bones" exist. Ah, I guess it wasn't important at the time? Eh, we'll find out one of these days. He'll tell us. Honestly, I don't really care if we hatched from an egg, evolved from bacteria, got thrown from a space ship really.
And I'm leaving this alone. I never like where these go.
 

agent707

Member
And in regards to the original post (trying to get this thread back on it's tracks)...
It is my opinion that ALL scientists have done over the past few decades is TALK about global warming... IF it's happening... WHAT MIGHT happen... etc...
They (in conjunction with the governments of this planet) haven't done much at all anything about it.
SURE we've "reduced" polution, but we're still producing it... and we're never going to stop! It's an out of control situation that is beyond mankinds capability to get hold of.
It's not just the reefs... I watch the news daily and it turns my stomach watching our planet go up in smoke (literally).
Not only is it starting to suck to be a tropical fish/coral reef, but it sucks to be forest animals... and pretty soon humans. lol.
I think what we need is about 50 more Katrina's. Knock of off our heals and cause us to slow down a bit. Send us back in time and make us "rethink" how we build the world.
 

phixer

Active Member
The dinosaur part always throws people off, sorry. I know what you mean, for me its hard to accept bits and pieces from the Bible addressing creation and armagedon when there is no mention of things that we know existed like dinosaurs. So if creation is correct then where is the mention of Dinosaurs in the Bible, how could Revelations then be correct? This is where faith takes over, fortunately I have more than a mustard seeds worth and believe in what the bible says. Dont ask me why I just do.
Its human nature to destroy itself. This cannot be changed, it never has and never will , it can only be accepted.
I also belive Chuck Norris can squeeze diamonds into coal. :hilarious
 

stone

Member
Sorryy Chuck, but this is a job for Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant.
GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
If Jack Bauer was on Brokeback Mountain, there would be no gay cowboys, just dead ones.
Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds.
If Jack’s starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be 24 more hours of terrorists getting

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hammered.
Jack Bower literally DIED for his country, and lived to tell about it.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer

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hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer's saliva is bullet-proof.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer
On Jack Bauer's say-so, the film Gigli would cease sucking
Jack Bauer won the Indianapolis 500 in a rickshaw pulled by Chuck Norris
When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down
The shirt you are wearing is really Jack trying to get information on you and your terrorist family. Quiet, don't let on that you know, or he'll blow his cover and shoot you in the leg!
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry
There is no leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. Jack Bauer shot it seven times, interrogating it for information relevant to the location of a nuclear warhead.
Sleeping with Jack Bauer has been listed as an STD by the CDC. The risks include death and death to those closest to you.
Children don't believe in Santa anymore because they know Jack Bauer killed him. The few people that believe in Santa know that Jack Bauer is torturing him.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.
Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar.
Stone
 
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