Saturday Night Fever
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crimzy
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OK, here's a high school stupid story.
Me and a buddy decided we were going to go out and pick up some women. So we went to the club and found a couple girls that wanted to hang out. I got in the one car with one and he took his car with the other. We were going to go to eat some latenight food. Anyway, we got separated so I went back to my buddies house but he wasn't there. Me and the girl were hanging out... kind of close (you know) and anyway, I feel a wet sensation on my leg. Turns out the girl was so drunk, she peed on herself... and on me. I sent her on her merry way and waited for my buddy. Turns out, as they were getting "close" and she puked in his car... on him. We both had a nasty night.
Moral of the story... don't go for the drunkest girl.
OK, there's my embarassing story, rber, now you.
Me and a buddy decided we were going to go out and pick up some women. So we went to the club and found a couple girls that wanted to hang out. I got in the one car with one and he took his car with the other. We were going to go to eat some latenight food. Anyway, we got separated so I went back to my buddies house but he wasn't there. Me and the girl were hanging out... kind of close (you know) and anyway, I feel a wet sensation on my leg. Turns out the girl was so drunk, she peed on herself... and on me. I sent her on her merry way and waited for my buddy. Turns out, as they were getting "close" and she puked in his car... on him. We both had a nasty night.
Moral of the story... don't go for the drunkest girl.
OK, there's my embarassing story, rber, now you.
rberhow
Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
OK, here's a high school stupid story.
Me and a buddy decided we were going to go out and pick up some women. So we went to the club and found a couple girls that wanted to hang out. I got in the one car with one and he took his car with the other. We were going to go to eat some latenight food. Anyway, we got separated so I went back to my buddies house but he wasn't there. Me and the girl were hanging out... kind of close (you know) and anyway, I feel a wet sensation on my leg. Turns out the girl was so drunk, she peed on herself... and on me. I sent her on her merry way and waited for my buddy. Turns out, as they were getting "close" and she puked in his car... on him. We both had a nasty night.
Moral of the story... don't go for the drunkest girl.
OK, there's my embarassing story, rber, now you.
OMG, crimz that's hilarious!!!!! I don't know if i can top that one
OK, here's a high school stupid story.
Me and a buddy decided we were going to go out and pick up some women. So we went to the club and found a couple girls that wanted to hang out. I got in the one car with one and he took his car with the other. We were going to go to eat some latenight food. Anyway, we got separated so I went back to my buddies house but he wasn't there. Me and the girl were hanging out... kind of close (you know) and anyway, I feel a wet sensation on my leg. Turns out the girl was so drunk, she peed on herself... and on me. I sent her on her merry way and waited for my buddy. Turns out, as they were getting "close" and she puked in his car... on him. We both had a nasty night.
Moral of the story... don't go for the drunkest girl.
OK, there's my embarassing story, rber, now you.
OMG, crimz that's hilarious!!!!! I don't know if i can top that one
ohioguy06
Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
OK, here's a high school stupid story.
Me and a buddy decided we were going to go out and pick up some women. So we went to the club and found a couple girls that wanted to hang out. I got in the one car with one and he took his car with the other. We were going to go to eat some latenight food. Anyway, we got separated so I went back to my buddies house but he wasn't there. Me and the girl were hanging out... kind of close (you know) and anyway, I feel a wet sensation on my leg. Turns out the girl was so drunk, she peed on herself... and on me. I sent her on her merry way and waited for my buddy. Turns out, as they were getting "close" and she puked in his car... on him. We both had a nasty night.
Moral of the story... don't go for the drunkest girl.
OK, there's my embarassing story, rber, now you.
:hilarious
OK, here's a high school stupid story.
Me and a buddy decided we were going to go out and pick up some women. So we went to the club and found a couple girls that wanted to hang out. I got in the one car with one and he took his car with the other. We were going to go to eat some latenight food. Anyway, we got separated so I went back to my buddies house but he wasn't there. Me and the girl were hanging out... kind of close (you know) and anyway, I feel a wet sensation on my leg. Turns out the girl was so drunk, she peed on herself... and on me. I sent her on her merry way and waited for my buddy. Turns out, as they were getting "close" and she puked in his car... on him. We both had a nasty night.
Moral of the story... don't go for the drunkest girl.
OK, there's my embarassing story, rber, now you.
keleighr
Active Member
Originally Posted by Ohioguy06
where did that come from........and kelly where is your pic!
on
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where did that come from........and kelly where is your pic!
on
www.hotbabesnamedkelly.com
rberhow
Active Member
OK, being a nurse I umm, see more than I ever want to see
So, one day this guy comes in and all it says on my sheet is "wart removal". So I am thinking a wart on his finger or his foot, which we do all the time. So I take this guy in the room, and I say, so we are going to remove a piece of you today. He proceeds to get all red and I'm thinking wtf, its a wart dude. So I say, I'll get everything ready if you just want to expose the area and get up on the table. This is when he proceeds to drop his pants and I realize what kind of wart we are dealing with......
So, one day this guy comes in and all it says on my sheet is "wart removal". So I am thinking a wart on his finger or his foot, which we do all the time. So I take this guy in the room, and I say, so we are going to remove a piece of you today. He proceeds to get all red and I'm thinking wtf, its a wart dude. So I say, I'll get everything ready if you just want to expose the area and get up on the table. This is when he proceeds to drop his pants and I realize what kind of wart we are dealing with......