The makeings of a BEST SELLER...to recap from page one...
Once upon a time in Khazakstan. There isn't any pie or cheese cake. And a cow. So he left. Ironic it seems but, Empire Vader with cookies,....
I farted and licked a squirrel named Rocky who didn't want to kill Michael Jackson while chopping up sushi. Fearing lead poisioning and rabit monkeys from thailand would wash combs, suddenly Vader ate rrrriiiiiccccoooollllaaaa. So Mr. T sat.....