Sharks and Vending Machines

fishfreak1242

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Did you know that more people die each year from vending machines than sharks? Yeh i know. I heard it online and couldnt believe it. Its because when sharks attack, they usually take a bite and leave rarely killing the person.
 

triga22

Active Member
I heard that when the vending machines bite they also leave, sometimes scaring away the customer.
 

crashbandicoot

Active Member
Vending machines don't kill people . Tasty treats out of the consumers graspand glutonus minds kill people . The vending machine is just the avenue taken to their death .
 

srfisher17

Active Member
Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2588835
Vending machines don't kill people . Tasty treats out of the consumers graspand glutonus minds kill people . The vending machine is just the avenue taken to their death .
Yeah; the Fat Police will be banning vending machines very soon.
 

fishfreak1242

Active Member
Whoa. This turned into nothing ive ever imagined. Its like the twilight zone or something. I hope the mods dont close this thread.
 
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