Simple jokes!

[mrdc]

Since I am loving the quotes thread, I thought it may be fun to start a simple joke (and clean) thread. I am interested in simple one liner jokes but if you must post lengthy ones, I won't stop ya! I will start with one I heard yesterday
What do you get with a hand up a horses butt?
An Amish mechanic!

 

[ray28576]

How do you make a hankerchief dance?
You put a little boogey in it. LOL :hilarious

 

[mrdc]

Here's one I just made up..
What do you call a tumor on a blue regal tang....
A HippopotaMASS!

 

[moby]

What has 4 legs, 4 arms, 5 teeth and calls you "sugar"?
The 2 waitresses on night shift at the waffle house!

Moby

 

[tome]

This may sound dirty, but it technecally isn't if you know baseball
Confusia says baseball isn't right, because how can man walk with 4 balls? :hilarious

 

[badtrigger]

confusia says.... man go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

 

[jacksdad]

A small boy in the bath examining his testicles asks his mom, "Are these my brains?" Mom's answer: "Not yet"

 

[threed240]

My wife said she wanted to make love in the back seat of a car. Problem is she wanted me to drive!
~Rodney Dangerfield

 

[moby]

I flew into the airport and outside I hailed a cab. I said "Hey cabby take me to where the action is." So he pulls up in front of my house!
I go upstairs and find my wife in bed with another man. So I say "Who said you could be here?" He looks at me and says "Everyone!"
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Moby

 

[unbreakabl]

hey mrdc i have looked at your tank and sorry this is off subject but i was wondering what kind of coral is that white looking thing. I love your tank i was j/w. sry for being off subject.

 

[mrdc]

Originally Posted by Unbreakabl
hey mrdc i have looked at your tank and sorry this is off subject but i was wondering what kind of coral is that white looking thing. I love your tank i was j/w. sry for being off subject.

Not real sure what white looking thing you are talking about. Can you point me to it's location? There is a tongue coral on the sand that was given to me and half of it is dead showing nothing but white surface. However, it is starting to recover...crossing fingers.

 

[mrdc]

Which military branch has the most fertile men?
The Navy...they are full of sea-men! I know it's lame.

 

[ray28576]

Why did the Easter Bunny hide all of her eggs?
She didn't want people to know she had --- with a chicken. LOL, thats retarded.