some movie quotes

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capschamp

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"hey you guys!" -sloth from goonies
"I came here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum" -rowdy roddy piper in they live(i think)
"why you dressed like a chicken" marv in home alone
"get in my belly" fat ba$tard in austin powers spy who shagged me
mctavish:"Carl, i want you to kill all the gophers on the course"
carl: "i'm sorry sir, but if i kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key"
mctavish: "not golfers! GOPHERS!"
Carl: "oh, we can do that, we dont even need a permit" -caddyshack
 
tj51

tj51

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Wow, something that goes that far must need s stewardess (Bull Durham)
Wow, it's like he knew what I was throwing........he did, I told him
 
tj51

tj51

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I know what you're thinking....did he fire 5 or 6 times well this is a .44 magnum revolver and capable of taking a man's head clean off, so ask yourself, punk do you feel lucky?
I gots to know, I gots to know
 
aninafish

aninafish

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Bad movie, great line
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vag1na.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
-Anchorman
 
nyyankeees

nyyankeees

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Anchorman is a great movie!!

From "Clueless"
Cher: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.
Tai: Cher, You're a virgin?
Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".
Cher: You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those delicious egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.
I love that movie.
 
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kikithemermaid

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Originally Posted by The Egregious
http:///forum/post/2560116
I think this would be 10x's funner if we didn't say what it was from and you had to guess what it is from :)
I know! I suggested early on it should be a game.
 
the egregious

the egregious

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Ok let the games begin!
"Who are you?
I am Yu
Not me you!
I told you, I am Yu!
Man stop playing around, who are you,
Yu has told you
damn man, are you deaf
No Yu is blind
..*points to another man* Who are you!
I am Mi
Y'all need to stop playin and talk right!
We have told you! He is Mi and I am Yu!
lololol
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

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michael alig- i don't do drugs.
james st james- nor do i. (snort) did you see that? it just flew right up my nose!
 
truefishman

truefishman

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you sold our dead parikeet(bird) to a blind kid
- Dumb and bumber
we like drinking coffee when we look at the radar,dont we men:yes we do sir
-spaceballs
there is only one man who dare give us the rasberry,lonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee ssssssttttttaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
-Spaceballs
 
zman1

zman1

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Blues Brothers
1 So, what type of music do you play here? Both kinds, Country and Western
LP Vacation:
1 You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it.
2 You like her Clark, No, how could I, she's ugly ..... (Christy Brinkley is who they are talking about)
3 I don't know why they call this hamburger helper , it does just find by itself.
One of the N-AK_E_D- Gun series:
1 That hurts, not like riding a bicycle without a seat, but still hurts.
2 ( OJ is in the hospital) The two Cops walk in and tell OJ .. We have everyone on the force looking for the person that did this. We're not going to rest until we find them Blah, blah blah, Now how about we go get a bite to eat.
Not movie quotes, but worth mentioning:
Nothing is impossible for the person that doesn't have to actually do the work.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy.... I don't know and I don't care.
Crap, you can mold into may different sizes and shapes, but when your finished it's still a pile of crap.
 
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