This may be long. I don't know.
I HATE STARBUCKS!!!
I have been four times in my life.. The girls in my shop love so I have ran out and got them some before...even my girlfriend sent me at 9 at night one, she won't do that again.
Reason #1. If you have a drive thru for coffee, your drive thru should function quicker, if not twice as fast as yopur regular service. If not, you have wasted money on construction. Not only are you forsing me to burn 2.23 in gasoline while sit through your poor service line you call a drive thu, you charge me 15.23 for three cups of coffee. Over priced crap. Don't give me the crap about pay high dollar for good coffee beans and helping the working man. Last I checked the U.S. doesn't grow coffee beans or employ bean pickers in this country. So you aren't helping anyone in this country besides the corporate entities you pay the high dollars to, that are still going to pay Juan Valdeze 23 cents an hour to pick coffee beans. Nice try though.
Reason #2. Triple ristreto venti 7 pump sugar free vanila 180 soy three equal extra foamy carmale machiato. If it takes you longer to say the name of what you want that it would to pound one out in the bathroom.......there is a serious problem. Those people that need there daily fix of this coffee need help. What did you drink before Starbucks? A pepsi coke vanilla pumped dr. pepper sprite splash triple shot rootbeer three scoop folgers extra large coffee? Get over yourself. What you ordered is not coffee. Coffee is, beans, sugar and cream. That is it!
Reason #3. There is something seriously wrong with a place when people will order coffee and then sit there for hours sipping their coffee. Take your coffee and go. What is the matter with you? Does the decor at Starbucks out do the comforts of your home that much? Can't you hook up your lap top or read your 700 page novel at home while drinking that coffee? You people are taking up the space. Those of us that have been forced to order coffee from this hell hole would like to be able to sit down while we are waiting the 25 minutes it takes for our order. But no, you yuppie metro-sexual crack heads have to sit there and force me to stand.
Reason #4. I gave you my order. Do not proceed to then ask me fifteen more questions about the cup of coffee I ordered. You have a menu. I recited what I want off your menu. It isn't that darn hard. Your menu should be straight forward. You have no need to ask me any further questions. I don't go to an Italian restaurant, order spaghetti, then proceed to be asked which spices I want in the sauce. If I want my meatballs hand rolled or machine rolled. If I want wheat or normal noodles. Get it? It is YOUR menu...make it how it is supposed to be made according to your menu. I just want some damn coffee and your questions are adding 10 minutes to my already existing 20 minutes I have to wait. In the mean time your line is moving out the door, yet no one is braving your drive thru and you keep asking me question THAT DON'T MATTER!
Reason #5. What is wrong with small, medium, and Large? Enough said.
Reason #6. Coffee is supposed to be HOT!!! Just because some crackhead of a lady sued a company because their coffee was hot, and she was retarded enough to pour it her lap without the knowledge it was hot (except the steam from the cup and the fact her hands could feel the heat through the cup) and burn herself in the holy land, does NOT imply coffee should be chilled and served with Ice. It was bad enough when they did this with tea. It isn't wine and should NOT be chilled. So knock it off. Coffee is HOT!
Reason #7. What the hell is a Starbuck? If that is the founder's name, he should have changed his name just Like Colonel Sanders should have. Just because you are born with retarded name does not mean you have to keep it. Muchless name your over-priced and time consuming coffee shop after it.
That is it for now.
