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yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007220
I am shocked you didn't get the audition for Queer Eye for The Straight Guy.
Darth (Talent scout) Tang
I know because I made them for every $150-jeans-wearing, $80-haircut-spending, 'ouch ouch 120 degrees is too hot!'-complaining, more-girly-than-actual-women-in-the-store-looking, butt-still-hurts-from-that-tijuana-trip-scratching metrosexual that came in and ordered one.
YearOf (Knowing thine enemies) TheNick
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3007236
I know because I made them for every $150-jeans-wearing, $80-haircut-spending, 'ouch ouch 120 degrees is too hot!'-complaining, more-girly-than-actual-women-in-the-store-looking, butt-still-hurts-from-that-tijuana-trip-scratching metrosexual that came in and ordered one.
YearOf (Knowing thine enemies) TheNick

So it was a career choice...I get it.
How is dancing at the gay bar working out for you?
Darth (sorry I don't give ones to guys) Tang
 
miaheatlvr

miaheatlvr

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3007199
Sir, you are sadly mistaken. A Venti Carmel Macchiato has 5 pumps of Vanilla, caramel on the sides, topped with whipped cream, and caramel layered on top. It is the ultimate metrosexual drink.
When I go, I get a Venti Drip with room. Usually the mild blend. I don't do it often though, as it usually cleans out my pipes.
YearOf (Keeping regular) TheNick
Damn you blew up my spot!
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007238
So it was a career choice...I get it.
How is dancing at the gay bar working out for you?
Darth (sorry I don't give ones to guys) Tang

Darth, do you have a job? What are you doing on the forum all day? Too lazy or unintelligent to go out and make some money?
YearOf (Motivational Speaker) TheNick
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3007259
Darth, do you have a job? What are you doing on the forum all day? Too lazy or unintelligent to go out and make some money?
YearOf (Motivational Speaker) TheNick
Business owner by day, work at home depot in the evenings to cover family insurance and because it is fun/interesting.
Darth (I pay myself to sit here and heckle you) Tang
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007294
Business owner by day, work at home depot in the evenings to cover family insurance and because it is fun/interesting.
Darth (I pay myself to sit here and heckle you) Tang
That's cool. What line of work are you in?
If you say "import/export" or "waste management" then you must be in the mafia.
YearOf (skeptic and nosy) TheNick
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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How many business owners do you know that do the crap jobs?
Darth (which part of paying myself to heckle you all did you not get) Tang
P.S. Shameless plug. http//www.bathbrushandbeyond.com
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007310
I own a grooming buiness.

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007329
How many business owners do you know that do the crap jobs?
Darth (which part of paying myself to heckle you all did you not get) Tang
P.S. Shameless plug. http//www.bathbrushandbeyond.com
You know, I applaud you for being supportive and unashamed of your business. You're right in saying that there are many lucrative opportunities out there that no one thinks about. It's probably a great niche for your area...
But am I the only one who sees the EXTREME IRONY in all this? We've got a guy on this forum who is constantly keeping other men in check with all this mancard stuff, ONLY TO FIND that he owns a poodle-maintenance business? With a website loaded with pink lettering and sparkly sound effects?
YearOf (completely beside himself) TheNick
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3007361
You know, I applaud you for being supportive and unashamed of your business. You're right in saying that there are many lucrative opportunities out there that no one thinks about. It's probably a great niche for your area...
But am I the only one who sees the EXTREME IRONY in all this? We've got a guy on this forum who is constantly keeping other men in check with all this mancard stuff, ONLY TO FIND that he owns a poodle-maintenance business? With a website loaded with pink lettering and sparkly sound effects?
YearOf (completely beside himself) TheNick
Blame the wife for that stuff.
incidentally do you wonder if a barber has a mancard ever? Same thing...except I don't cut hair, I do the books, advertising, taxes, customer service, lift heavy dogs and so on.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007329
How many business owners do you know that do the crap jobs?
Darth (which part of paying myself to heckle you all did you not get) Tang
P.S. Shameless plug. http//www.bathbrushandbeyond.com
Depends on how small the business is. The couple of Mutts Cutts, I know who run it. Do EVERYTHING.
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3007466
Blame the wife for that stuff.
incidentally do you wonder if a barber has a mancard ever? Same thing...except I don't cut hair, I do the books, advertising, taxes, customer service, lift heavy dogs and so on.
This depends. It is a real Barber or not. If it is real Barber in a real barbershop.
Conditions being.
- Must use a straight razor.
- Must do at least 3
Hunt
Fish
Golf
Race cars
ranch
play poker
-and can't cut woman's hair.
-has 4 hair cuts, flat top, a short on the sides a little longer on top fade, and the old man part down the side or a buzz.
-And is safe to be politically incorrect inside the shop.
-Has car and driver or popular mechanics, sports, gun, outdoors magazines in the shop. and ABSOLUTELY no book of haircuts.
If that is the case then a barber is in fact a man card carrier.
 
beckto

beckto

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Best thread EVER!!
My wife worked at a starbucks while in college. I wish she would take her 4yr degree and go back, i think our household income would INCREASE.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by beckto
http:///forum/post/3008278
Best thread EVER!!
My wife worked at a starbucks while in college. I wish she would take her 4yr degree and go back, i think our household income would INCREASE.
Make more money working at Starbucks......no wonder that crap costs so much.........what is she? A basket weaver or work in a Chinese clothing factory?
Darth (Support child labor, it keeps costs down) Tang
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3008282
Make more money working at Starbucks......no wonder that crap costs so much.........what is she? A basket weaver or work in a Chinese clothing factory?
Darth (Support child labor, it keeps costs down) Tang
Actually, I think she has the job of putting stickers on fruit...
YearOf (Loves Chiquita Banana's work) TheNick
 
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