Story! add to it!

[fisherson]

here's a game i've played on other forums...not sure if it's been done here i'm gonna start the story with a sentence and you all gotta jump in and add one sentence and only one sentence. The story can go in any direction as long as it makes some sort of sence haha lets see if we can make something to laugh about
I'll start off with a neutral sentence
Since i started with an incomplete sentence i will try this again....
It was a dark and stormy night....at the fishstore. (here is where you add your sentence.)

 

[space_geek]

I saw a great white shark and decided to put it in my 5.5 gallon nano.

 

[cartman101]

(i love these things!)
but he broke the glass and......

 

[tome]

Ate the fish store owner

 

[fisherson]

since the store owner had been eaten i ran out the door as fast as i could.

 

[schneidts]

but got hit by a truck in the parking lot, because I didn't look both ways...

 

[bigarn]

but the owner of the building offered me money to stay there as a speed bump so ...

 

[hot883]

Originally Posted by bigarn
but the owner of the building offered me money to stay there as a speed bump so ...
So I did and he fed me mysis shrimp all day.

 

[cartman101]

which was pretty dam good untill i had to go...

 

[space_geek]

*uh, u can only post a sentence once, it says on the first post, this isnt like never ending story*

 

[bigarn]

to the emergency room .....

 

[tangman99]

because I saw this topless bar that was selling 25 cent beers and advertising dollar night.

 

[musipilot]

Figuring both me and the shark were topless...we would go in for a few cold ones. Man, those sharks can drink!
Just then, one of the girls that was dancing stopped, and came over to us. She turned to the bartender and said, "A beer for the funny lookin' one, and some fresh fish for my scaly friend here..."

 

[darth tang]

The shark responded with, "I am not funny lookin'." and promptly ate the stripper.

 

[fisherson]

Since things were getting a little crazy i decided to buy an airplane.

 

[fedukeford]

so i decided to get another shark and fly with both of them to antarctica