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surfinusa

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Then he went to food max (food max take it to the max. maximize your shoppin power ! food max)......................................
 
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surfinusa

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So the fat manager did a body slam on glock ......................
 
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alix

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SO FAR...
once upon a time there was a young mollusc named Glockenspiel and then he ate a apple filled with cinnomon. lumpy cinnamon, no raisins just lumps and one day one of the lumps killed his pet lawnmower steven albawitz the 42nd with a banana and an orange, with a splash of tequila but the lawnmower pulled out an AK-47 and tripped over jack and jill who were sleeping off a good one in the lobby of the waldorf astoria. the lawnmower then farted by an igniting firework wich was filled with small bits of cantalope and then it started raining luckycharms for 10 years. but noah had already built a banana boat so he floats they all float down there in a boat that is 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits when all of a sudden a mermaid pops up out of the lucky charms and grants glock 3 wishes. He first wishes for a dolomite compass (it's dolomite, baby!), then wishes for the taco bell chihuahua and a crotch rocket With a flower basket, banana seat, sissy bar and steamers to make it go really fast and look sexy because he wanted to bring sexy back and then sharkboy posted on this very thread to let the world know his snake started to chase his disimbodied organs over kmart and thru best buy. And walmart too there was a sale 30% off at wal-mart where he discovered a one legged monkey kicking and screaming about how the bananas stole his lunch money, after jesus ate some jello pudding and threw mud balls at hitler Then he went to food max (food max take it to the max. maximize your shoppin power ! food max) and bought nothing So the fat manager did a body slam on glock and order was once more restored but he was banned for life at the food max but then he saw a cow and made some cookies so he could make the pickle jealous, because he didn't like Raisins with his chocalate chips, so then the cow said pickle if you don't get outta my way, i'm gonna kick the seeds out of you and make hamburgers out of ya but then the pig said to the cow mooo that is when the ice cream man offered
 
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