!!!! Story Time !!!!

anthony17

anthony17

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JUST POST SOME OF YOUR BEST STORIES OF YOUR LIFE OR ATLEAST THE ONES YOU CAN THINK OF...
im only 17 so i still got more to come but a couple of years ago when i was 15 me and a friend went on a cruise with my parents... and we were having a good time and all but we wanted to party and hook up with some girls so we went around pickin up girls and stuff and went around to all the outside bars and would tap the beer tabs at all the bars (we would fill up BUCKETS off beer and take to our room since we had our own room) and invite girls to come to our room and party...kinda... well after a few nights my parents got kinda concerened and came to check up on us so the knocked on our door and we had beer all over the place and two girls in the room...LOL...
our punishment was we had to hang out with them for the rest of the cruise...LOL
POST SOME OF YOUR BEST STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
yimmy

yimmy

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I turn 15 on sat, but I've had a few "situations" like that. Okay here's my story. I live in AZ and next to our house theres a small desert area with a fence, and on the other side is a canal. When I was like 8 my mom and I + our dog were in the desert. I was throwing a stick and it went into the canal. My dog (golden retriever) climbed the fence and dove into the canal. We couldn't get her because of the fence. We ran home to call the fire dept, out of coincidence the commander of the ladder was my teachers husband. They went in all tied to each other to get her, they picked her up, she jumped out of their arms to get the stick. She grabbed it and swam back to the fire men. She came out shook off and put the stick in my hand. I don't remember anything from when I was little except for that. My "situation" was my gf was over and i didn't close my door all the way and my dog bumped it open...not good
 
J

jdragunas

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me and the hubby (before we got engaged) used to go to the beach up here all the time at night... well the beach closes at sundown... these two park rangers showed up, so we ran off, ducking behind the sand dunes... as i bent over, i let out the loudest fart ever! Joe looked at me and i said "ugh, that was supposed to be silent...", and he started cracking up, saying "way to blow our cover". hehehe, it was pretty funny!!!
here's another good one, but i wasn't there... Joe was out with his friends, and one of his buddies thought it would be a good idea to give Joe a ride on his shoulders. BTW, Joe was about 5'9" and 230lbs of pure muscle (he used to be a bodybuilder)... Yeah so the shoulder ride didn't go so well... Joe fell off and landed on his head. Then he got up and looked at his friend and started laughing. His buddy was like woah... dude, are you ok? And joe was like yeah, i'm fine. I'm going to drive home now. His friend was looking at him really really weird, and he was like "are you sure you're ok", and joe was like "yeah i'm fine, what's wrong with you"... well after like 10 minutes of this, joe let his buddy drive him home. Turns out when joe thought he was saying "i'm fine, i'm going to drive home", he was acutally saying stuff like "the purple lampshade on that tree is on fire" and "that red dog has porcupines on his lip"... HAHAHAHA i laughed for like 20 minutes when i heard that!!!
 
J

jdragunas

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oh shut your mouth!!! There's a lot of new people here that haven't heard my stories...
 
sdpetie

sdpetie

Member
Originally Posted by jdragunas
oh shut your mouth!!! There's a lot of new people here that haven't heard my stories...
You're right. Those are new to me. I am new here.
 
teeny

teeny

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i went to the local fish store the other day and like always on the wekend it is packed with families. which is really cool cause the way the store is set up it is almost like an aquarium so they get to check out stuff for free.
So there were two seperate families with children. one little girl form one family notices a big blue lobster and says "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh look so and so (her brother)." The little girl was about 6 and the brother maybe 8-9. Standing right beside them was a little girl maybe about 4 years old and she turns to look at the little girl and say "They will kill you!"
The look of shock on the other girls face killed me. I couldn't help laughing.
 
petieaztec

petieaztec

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I was about 18 at the time and we decided to go down to Mexico for spring break well we had fun and all and on our way back we got pulled over by a federally. he said that we had an open conatiner of beer and in mexico we were told anything goes. well i think that he had to put food on the table so he started to harrass us and told us to follow him. he took us to this non-busy street and told us we had to pay him some rediculus amount of money. everyone was freaking out except for me. I knew all he wnted was american currency and so i offered to go to an ATM. he of course said no no just give me what ever you have. so we ended up giving him about $50.00. that was about $15.00 each. i told him i spent all my money. i was not going to support his criminal intentions if he was going to get money from me it wqs going to be in pesos. so they all gave their money away and i still had mine. of course when we got across the boarder i had to pay for everyone's lunch. :notsure:
 
teeny

teeny

Member
My friend and i went o a club out in the city one night (she is totally hot, love her!!) and we had quite a few drinks so she heads to the bathroom. well when she is coming back all these guys are totally checking her out, i mean all up on her.
she was like "WOW" i am so HOT. well she turns around and her dress is stuck in her under wear showing all the back yard goods!!
 
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