strange songs

[seasalt101]

hi everybody the other night me and another poster just started throwing out weird songs at each other i thought it was fun, so if you know a funky tune put up the title and get the lyrics from your favorite site and post them up, i mean if you want to have fun everybody everybody wang chung tonight

...tobin

 

[ruaround]

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
The Amazing Chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
Everybody give a cheer!
He's modest, clever, and so smart,
He can barely restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There is no way to contain it...
To contain...to contain...to contain...to contain.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's the one that you're about to meet.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's a genius who just can't be beat.
The magician and the chocolate wiz...
The best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka here he is!

 

[ruaround]

here is another fun one...
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
da da da da
da da da da
I work at Burger King making flamer woopers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
Don't bob for fries in hot fat.
They hurt bad and so do skin grafts.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell.
Can't hear the bell.
Where is the bell?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I work at Burger King making flamer woopers. I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Diiiiiiiiiing! Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiies aaaaaaaaaaare doooooooone.

 

[seasalt101]

wow yes that is what i'm talking about the stranger the better i gotta regroup...tobin

 

[cowfishrule]

try this one on
goin backspin to '88
Big Mac, Mc DLT, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal. McNuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular or larger size, and salads: chef salad or garden, or a chicken salad oriental. Big Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, hot hot cakes, and sausage. Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese, a sausage, danish, hash browns too. And for dessert hot apple pies, and sundaes three varieties, a soft-serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolatey chip cookies. And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and orange drink, A Sprite and coffee, decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an orange juice. I love McDonald's, good time great taste, and I get this all at one place...

 

[ruaround]

thats funny COWFISH!!! the other day my kiddos and i were watching "Super Size Me"... and the part where they asked people to do the pledge of allegiance (which they couldnt) and then sing the Big Mac song (and of course could) i busted the McD's menu song out for my kids... my daughter said "dad... that is one of the oddest things i have ever heard come out of your mouth..." although i could only remember to "and for dessert hot apple pies"

 

[windmill]

because I got high......because I got high......because I got high.......
la da da dah dah dah

 

[seattle]

Person above

Gasolina is the weirdest song
Gasolina,Gasolina,Gasolina.And that is supposed to be a 1st grader song?

 

[ruaround]

Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had ten hairs on her head, five were alive and the other five dead
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two eyes in her head, one was purple and the other was red
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two holes in her nose, one was open and the other was closed
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two teeth in her mouth, one pointed north and the other pointed south
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two frogs in her throat, one would swim and the other would float
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two hips like battleships, one stayed afloat and the other took a dip
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two knees above her shin, one pointed out and the other pointed in
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two warts on her knee, one served coffee and the other served tea
Hagdalina Magdalina Hoopensteiner Wallendier Hogan Bogan Logan was her name She had two feet as flat as a mat, forgot to ask how they got like that .......

 

[reefreak29]

Originally Posted by windmill
because I got high......because I got high......because I got high.......
la da da dah dah dah
i wouldnt of run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull over and stop but i was high , now im a paraplegic and i know why , because i got high cause i got high cause i got high

 

[canisee2]

Heres on.
big mac
big mac
big mac
big mac
I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I got a cravin for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here in this hizzle
For rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle
Doctor pepper my brother another for your mother
Double double supersize and don't forget the fries
I love that rap

 

[seasalt101]

strange all but one deal with food bizarre...tobin

 

[jennythebugg]

The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) -Pinkard and Bowden
I was the cook, ----she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away
Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.
I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do
Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.
#1 I swordfish she'd come back to me!
#2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not
#1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch.
#2 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like they're goin' into a state of shark!
Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.