stupid things

[ric maniac]

im really bored, and was wondering what the stupidest thing that you have done that you are willin to share is.

i have two: the first is one time me and my friend took old broom sticks (metal) and i snapped them in half so we had 2 each, we did however fail to realize that bent/broken cheap metal is very sharp. so my friend decided it wouldbe cool to see how far and hard he could throw it, and as it went flying out of his hand it sliced a big "u" in his hand. he was in the hospital untill twelve that night waitijng to get stitches (13 of the little suckers). and the second is, my and the same friend wrapped my up in saran wrap and i ran around as he chased me and got me back for some of the things ive done to him.

so i went barrelin down the street as fast as i could. when i hit a rock and fell i skinned my knee, left cheek and sprained my ankle. now lets hear your stories!

 

[skipperdz]

drank a bottle of captain and went whaling...lol, i caught a big one lol. i dont drink captain anymore...

 

[babyb]

well one day i thought i was gona be miss it and i jumped on my brothers skateboard and ent well for a little bit but then i hit a rock and i wasnt expecting it and i flew off and broke my wrist
then my brother and i had many spareing (sp?) moments he was into japanese fighting at the time so he liked to practice on little sister, needles to say i have had my wrist , hand broke and 3 cracked ribs from him

 

[seasalt101]

on mothers day 1975 i broke both my wrist and left forearm i was 10 getting ready to turn 11 i don't know which age i was we had a swimming pool and i wanted to go swimming i couldn't get my cast wet so i put a hefty sack over my head and jumped in talk about a lesson in water pressure that sack shrink wrapped to my face well everything else too but my air was instantly cut off luckily i was in the shallow end (i dived) so after i got turned over with my feet under me where i could stand i got the bag off of me man that was scary...tobin

 

[ric maniac]

dang! lots of broken wrists!

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by skipperdz
drank a bottle of captain and went whaling...lol, i caught a big one lol. i dont drink captain anymore...
ust have been closing time...

 

[crimzy]

Pledge-active football... and I was a pledge at the time so we had about 10 people against about 35. There was no first string or second string, everyone was on the field. Well, instead of football, this turned into a game of "let's hurt someone and call it football" and the actives were chemically prepared for the game, (if you know what I mean). Me, being young and full of bravado, thought this was my chance to lay into some of the guys that really deserved it.
So, this turned out to be the last play of the game... no one wanted the ball so I called a running play for myself. Figured I was going to let out some aggression on someone. Next thing I knew, the game was over and I had a partial tear in my MCL. Probably not my most glorious moment.

 

[ric maniac]

ouch!

 

[skipperdz]

Originally Posted by ruaround
ust have been closing time...

and really really dark! lol

 

[rbaldino]

Almost getting someone pregnant is probably the stupidest thing I've ever done. Thank God for almost!

 

[jennythebugg]

i am the quenn of stupid stuff
i slipped off the ladder of a water tower
maced myself
accidently rubbed hot pepper juice in my eyes
got really really drunk and got caught by a neighbor skinnydipping at my apartment pool
burned my leg with a heat gun (1,000 degrees)
got my hair caught in a blow dryer
the list is endless.....

 

[skipperdz]

lol maced your self....lmao

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by skipperdz
and really really dark! lol
good thing... whaling is best after sun down...

 

[skipperdz]

hahahahhaha yes its what we men have learned thru folktale

 

[reefforbrains]

Where do I even start....... good grief theres a 4000 letter text limit.

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by skipperdz
hahahahhaha yes its what we men have learned thru folktale
thank goodness for captain Ahab...

 

[nigerbang]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
i am the quenn of stupid stuff
i slipped off the ladder of a water tower
maced myself
accidently rubbed hot pepper juice in my eyes
got really really drunk and got caught by a neighbor skinnydipping at my apartment pool
burned my leg with a heat gun (1,000 degrees)
got my hair caught in a blow dryer
the list is endless.....

Dont feel bad...I pepper-sprayed myself before
Where to begin..
I tried to catch a scrape one time...(kinda like a garden hoe, But flat)
Decided it was a bad idea in mid flight..Tried to run...It hit me...In the back of the head..12 staples in the noggin
Cut my kneecap with a machete at work once...9 staples
The dumbest thing though was through the miracle of Jack Daniels..
Tried to fight 4 Steel City bouncers at a concert one night...
I got 3 of them down...Then the other beat me down with a ASP

 

[jennythebugg]

Originally Posted by NigerBang
Dont feel bad...I pepper-sprayed myself before
bah!! it hurts too dont it??!! that was alot worse than i thought it would be , i'm well known in my family for my sheer idiocy!

 

[nigerbang]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
bah!! it hurts too dont it??!! that was alot worse than i thought it would be , i'm well known in my family for my sheer idiocy!
One time I got Tabasco in my eye.....Someone didnt take off the little plastic wrapper thats on top of the lid..When I went to put the top back on it shot a drop right into my eye..

 

[dragonzim]

Hmm, where to begin...
Back in high school one summer me and some of my buddies decided that it would be a good idea to sneak onto the roofs of every school in our district (about 12 in all) We made it through all the elementary schools and jr. highs with no problem then we got ourselves busted on the roof of the high school. We would have gotten arrested but one of my buddies played on the basketball team with the chief of security at the district.
Also back in high school, a few friends and me were going to a YES concert. 6 of us chipped in and rented a limosuine. I got myself a huge bottle of Goldschlager (hey, what did I know) for the ride. We all did about 4 or 5 shots on the way there and then we met up with a bunch of other people to tailgate before the show. I must have pulled about 10 other people into the limo to do a shot with me. I ended up drinking about 2/3 of that bottle. I made it through the first song of the concert then spent the next 2 hours curled up on the floor of the bathroom.