stupid things

[trippkid]

Originally Posted by seasalt101
me and two of my best friends in high school decided to cut school (again) it was a hot spring day during the drought in the early 80's there was this dam about 2 miles from where i lived in the mountains the dam was roughly 80 ft above the water level well we were all going to jump in i was the only one that went, well on the way down i (my body) got turned around and i landed on my back, i was hearing the smack on the surface 15 ft under water my whole left side was paralysed i floated up and was swimming in circles, only able to use my right side and all, man that hurt and they didn't even jump in had to make my way to shore on my own was red for a week...tobin
One of my stupid moments, did something similar, jumped from a really big tree into a creek, about 50-60ft to about maybe 7ft of water, dislocated my shoulder, had to swim back with one arm and some pain. Friends just laughing at me on the bank. They did jam my arm back into socket then. It is amazing how much abuse our bodies can take sometimes, sometimes not though.
Matt

 

[happyvac]

Fell off a steel cable a few feet off the ground, hit my head on a rock, got 3 staples.

 

[seasalt101]

Originally Posted by trippkid
One of my stupid moments, did something similar, jumped from a really big tree into a creek, about 50-60ft to about maybe 7ft of water, dislocated my shoulder, had to swim back with one arm and some pain. Friends just laughing at me on the bank. They did jam my arm back into socket then. It is amazing how much abuse our bodies can take sometimes, sometimes not though.
Matt
my brother tim jumped into a creek about 20ft but he landed on his butt, and under the water about 6 inches was the rock he landed on he bounced onto the shore and we laughed hard on that one...tobin

 

[badboyj]

I was playing baseball with a broom handle and light bulbs.......make a long story short..... I did good at baseball but had to have all the small pieces of glass removed from my eyes ..from an eye DR.......all this was during work

 

[maxalmon]

Man, I was raised by "spare the rod spoil the child rule" so you can only guess what happened when I did this

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I must have been about 7-8yo and my cousin was visiting, we were watching cartoons, one of the cartoons blew black pepper in the face of the other cartoon and then the cartoon that had pepper blown in his face started sneezing like crazy, me and my cousin thought it was the funniest thing ever. A while latter I decided that it would be funny to make my cousin have the sneezing attack, so I went to the kitchen, filled my hand with pepper, waited for my cousin to walk around the corner and I blew the whole hand of pepper right into her face....Needless to say the reaction was not even close to how the cartoon guy reacted, she started screaming, rolling on the floor, crying, whaling at the top of her lungs...etc....No sneezing
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I tried to explain my reasons, didn't work....

 

[msez2u]

I've got a long list of stupid things. One of the funniest ones was a few years back I was having a party at my house(everyone over 30 yrs old)..anyway I decided I wanted to go egg the house of the woman my husband was cheating on me with. My best friend who is a cop went with me(shhh) and about 10 other people in 3 different cars.. we all had about 8 dozen eggs. I was lead car, my cop friend was driving my car(shhh)..We pull up about a block away get our game plan together we all jump back into the cars and tear off to this house and I was suppose to be lead car well I ended up being the middle car..well we pull up to the house and start bombing the house with eggs..only thing is...my car was in the way so not only did I get hit in the front end of the car with eggs, I also got hit in the back end of the car with the eggs.. now durning all this fun and excitment I forgot to roll my window down.

...sooo I egged the inside of my car as well...we were all laughing so hard we woke the neighbor up so we all took off...got back to my house we were laughing so hard I forgot to clean up the inside of the car. The temperature reached a 103 the next day...My car smelled of eggs for weeks lol.....Yes I know I'm to old to be doing things like this, but it did make for a funny story on myself.

 

[jennythebugg]

Originally Posted by MsEz2u
I've got a long list of stupid things. One of the funniest ones was a few years back I was having a party at my house(everyone over 30 yrs old)..anyway I decided I wanted to go egg the house of the woman my husband was cheating on me with. My best friend who is a cop went with me(shhh) and about 10 other people in 3 different cars.. we all had about 8 dozen eggs. I was lead car, my cop friend was driving my car(shhh)..We pull up about a block away get our game plan together we all jump back into the cars and tear off to this house and I was suppose to be lead car well I ended up being the middle car..well we pull up to the house and start bombing the house with eggs..only thing is...my car was in the way so not only did I get hit in the front end of the car with eggs, I also got hit in the back end of the car with the eggs.. now durning all this fun and excitment I forgot to roll my window down.

...sooo I egged the inside of my car as well...we were all laughing so hard we woke the neighbor up so we all took off...got back to my house we were laughing so hard I forgot to clean up the inside of the car. The temperature reached a 103 the next day...My car smelled of eggs for weeks lol.....Yes I know I'm to old to be doing things like this, but it did make for a funny story on myself.
hehe good one!!

i egged and poured clam juice and juice from tuna fish into the seal of my exs car windows ( oh btw before anyone gets mad ,he got this brand new 2nd car with the child support money he has never ever paid not even once so i thought he deserved it)
a cousin story - i was 15 and my boy cousin was 9 ...pain in the but always peeking at me so he got this funky scabby thing on his scalp and asked me what it was i told him it was a yeast infection and he needed to get some vagisil for it ..long story short he told my aunt he needed it she told my dad and i got my butt beat

 

[msez2u]

OMG

...that is to funny and I thought I was cleaver for spelling a certain word for a female dog in her yard with gas

...she got to see it all year long...I know some of you are thinking this was mean but I knew this woman she was our CPA that did our business taxes and had for 6 yrs..I guess my x thought he could get a discount

 

[ice4ice]

When I was about 15 or 16 yrs old, I pulled my sister's bra straps from behind. Needless to say, it came undone and she got really mad and chased me until she got me cornered. Yep - you guessed it - got a little beating from her.

 

[msez2u]

I hope she whooped on ya good...meany

 

[good alex]

last yr i was playin football with some friends and i caught the ball with my middle finger, splitting the bone long way in half, then i thought i jammed it so i pulled on it and broke in in half, again. it swelled up about 2in and about a week later i went to the hospital, i cant keep my finger straight, hows that for dumb.

 

[trippkid]

Originally Posted by maxalmon
Man, I was raised by "spare the rod spoil the child rule" so you can only guess what happened when I did this

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I must have been about 7-8yo and my cousin was visiting, we were watching cartoons, one of the cartoons blew black pepper in the face of the other cartoon and then the cartoon that had pepper blown in his face started sneezing like crazy, me and my cousin thought it was the funniest thing ever. A while latter I decided that it would be funny to make my cousin have the sneezing attack, so I went to the kitchen, filled my hand with pepper, waited for my cousin to walk around the corner and I blew the whole hand of pepper right into her face....Needless to say the reaction was not even close to how the cartoon guy reacted, she started screaming, rolling on the floor, crying, whaling at the top of her lungs...etc....No sneezing
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I tried to explain my reasons, didn't work....
Again, I did the same to a buddy of mine when we were about 10 or 12. Took ground red cayenne pepper and blew it into his face, I don't remember why. Well, same result. Crying and screaming, we must have washed his eyes for an hour.
Another one of my greatest moments: Tried to open a can of leaded race gas(can had been sitting in the sun for awhile), pressure was inside the can, and when I opened it, it exploded in my face. Gas was all in my face,mouth,eyes. Couldn't see or breathe. No one was home at the time, so I had to find my way blind to the steps to get in the house, then find my way to the bathroom to flush my eyes in the bath tub. Took about an hour or so to get my vision back, my eyes hurt for a couple of days after that. Was a very dumb move.
Matt