Test your MMA skills against some kindergardeners

reefkprz

reefkprz

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those are amusing, I have an 81% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, god bless the right to bear arms, and the ability to shoot them.
 
1journeyman

1journeyman

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Originally Posted by reefkprZ
those are amusing, I have an 81% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, god bless the right to bear arms, and the ability to shoot them.
lol, exactly what I was thinking while filling that out....
 
bronco300

bronco300

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20% geek, i thought comic books were cooool, not geeky at that age? lol
44% chance for zombies, where do you live reefkpr or journey? lol
 
reefkprz

reefkprz

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I live in maine no where bnear any real major city (bangor is one of the largest but pales in comparison to other states large cities). everyone up here owns guns (almost) and knows how to shoot, I think a zombie infestation would be sorted out pretty quickly by all us trigger happy rednecks.

also directly accross the street from my house is an easily fortifiable fallout shelter (school)
 
bronco300

bronco300

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Originally Posted by reefkprZ
I live in maine no where bnear any real major city (bangor is one of the largest but pales in comparison to other states large cities). everyone up here owns guns (almost) and knows how to shoot, I think a zombie infestation would be sorted out pretty quickly by all us trigger happy rednecks.

also directly accross the street from my house is an easily fortifiable fallout shelter (school)


lol, sweet....i'll bring my family when this happens.
 
perfectdark

perfectdark

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LOL I can take down 34- 5 year olds... I guess taking martial arts for 10 years and teaching for 4 of them could actually pay off, if I get attacked by no more than 34, 5 year old kids.

My dead body is worth $ 5,425.00 LAME... come on I dont have one cavity. I thought that would of been worth something.
I have an 85% chance of surving a zombie attack. Thank god !!! I can sleep now.
Uh ohhh I am 47% geek..... bad news. I think what saved me was I answered no to the "Do you have acne" question... he he he
 
1journeyman

1journeyman

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Originally Posted by Bronco300
lol, sweet....i'll bring my family when this happens.

Texas, heh... the zombies are doomed around here.
In fact, if a zombie attack ever occured I'm more than certain many of my former students would hop in the back of their friend's pickup trucks and hunt zombies for sport...
 
pbienkiewi

pbienkiewi

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PerfectDark said:
LOL I can take down 34- 5 year olds... I guess taking martial arts for 10 years and teaching for 4 of them could actually pay off, if I get attacked by no more than 34, 5 year old kids.

What kind of martial arts do you do?
I am 27 I been doing it since I was 14. Granted I have slipped the last few years. I have studdied judo, ju jitsu, boxing/kick boxing, submission wrestling,worked with police officers/corrections officers, and trained with multiple MMA who go to japan and the US to fight. Honestly I don't like training with others who like to square off in the ring. I have trained with others when they have fights coming up and there mentality is to win not practice. I have had several people crank a knee lock or a arm bar on me. Boy did I flip out. I have payed the price on my joints for that. They want to workout/practice before the fights or do they want to get in another fight before there fight............ Just a rant and rave I have sorry!
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perfectdark

perfectdark

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pbienkiewi said:
Originally Posted by PerfectDark
LOL I can take down 34- 5 year olds... I guess taking martial arts for 10 years and teaching for 4 of them could actually pay off, if I get attacked by no more than 34, 5 year old kids.

What kind of martial arts do you do?
I am 27 I been doing it since I was 14. Granted I have slipped the last few years. I have studdied judo, ju jitsu, boxing/kick boxing, submission wrestling,worked with police officers/corrections officers, and trained with multiple MMA who go to japan and the US to fight. Honestly I don't like training with others who like to square off in the ring. I have trained with others when they have fights coming up and there mentality is to win not practice. I have had several people crank a knee lock or a arm bar on me. Boy did I flip out. I have payed the price on my joints for that. They want to workout/practice before the fights or do they want to get in another fight before there fight............ Just a rant and rave I have sorry!
When I started it was a variation of Tae Kwon Do and Ed Parkers Kenpo. But adaptation was why I stayed on for as long as I did. We started incorporating Jeet Kun Do and had many seminars and classes by one of Dan Inosanto's instructors. That was the best part of my marial arts experience. Learing the style that Bruce Lee knew and knowing it was from one of only 3 people that had the knowledge to teach his style was amazing. Bruce Lee made only 3 instructors in his life time. Guro Dan Inosanto was one of them. It has been long since I have trainned so I know I have lost a lot. But I really enjoyed the knowledge and experience it gave me.
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natemd

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33 of the little trouble makers!!
And a solid 72% chance of surviving a zombie attack. I like my chances living in the sticks where everyone learns to use a gun and an axe to chop wood before they are old enough to ride a bike.
 
1journeyman

1journeyman

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Originally Posted by Bronco300
oh shoot...texas, nevermind, i won't go in that state-lol
You won't be saying that when the zombies are eating your arm off....
 
alix2.0

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27 five year olds
approximately 148,202 people died worldwide on the day i was born
and my dead body is worth $3270!
 
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