The best/worst story ever!!!

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jdragunas

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i know some of you have heard this story, but most haven't, so i MUST share it.
So my hubby, Joe, works with this guy that IS joey from friends. He's got a different girl every night, wastes $100's on dinner, movies, hotels, presents, etc., just for one night with them...
so Friday morning, he's telling everyone about this chick he's going to be taking out that night, and how hot she is, etc.
Saturday morning comes... Joe asks juan how things went with the girl, and juan said they went out to dinner at this really expensive restaurant, got a hotel, spent all night together (doing you know what) for like 4 hours! Then the next morning Juan was talking to this chick, asking about her family cause they live in the same area of town... guess what juan found out after some digging?
SHE'S HIS COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just about peed my pants when i heard that story!!! can you imagine doing that with your cousin for four hours!!?!?!?! and it's not like they're 2nd cousins twice removed or anything... that's his father's brother's daughter, 1st cousin!!! Isn't that so twisted!?!?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
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jdragunas

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no, but you heard it somewhere else like 2 months ago...
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
no, but you heard it somewhere else like 2 months ago...
i thought perhaps he was dumb enough to hit it again...
ohh and its still just as gross!!!
 
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jdragunas

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i wouldn't put it past him, but he might have learned his lesson to NOT TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
i wouldn't put it past him, but he might have learned his lesson to NOT TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
ESP. people with access to the internet and that post on message boards...
:hilarious
 
soto

soto

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well it's not like he knew about it beforehand. i'd be shocked and a lil bummed but then i'd just shrug it off.
 
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jdragunas

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oh come on! it's still friggin hilarious!!! man, i thought you'd be more fun then that in this thread... bummer...
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by soto
well it's not like he knew about it beforehand. i'd be shocked and a lil bummed but then i'd just shrug it off.

spoken like a true redneck...
:hilarious
 
lovethesea

lovethesea

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Originally Posted by fedukeford
how could he have not known she was his cousin?

ditto

this will make for interesting family get togethers. :cheer:
 
yimmy

yimmy

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hahaha thats really gross and funny...same thing happened though i was dating a girl my freshman year of high school. i found out her mom was my 5th grade teacher...she saw us while we were kissing on the couch...really bad and i gagged a bit. My 5th grade teacher that gave us --- ed classes!
 
yimmy

yimmy

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precisely...now i'm really good friends with the girl but
she still wants to go out but i'm terrified of her mom, usually its the dad i'm worried about
 
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jdragunas

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Originally Posted by fedukeford
how could he have not known she was his cousin?
apparently it's the guy's estranged uncle's daughter... she lives with their other uncle, and they're not too close of a family i guess!!! HAHAHA!!!
 
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