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2quills

2quills

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/392422/the-forums#post_3484642
How many times do I have to tell you? Your mom hasn't been in my bedroom in Months!
Darth (Mom jokes are better than blonde jokes) tang
Yeah, mama's been pretty busy lately. BTW, she wanted me to tell you that she's very sorry but she won't be able to continue your paraphilic infantilism sessions any longer. Your account is months past due.
P.S. the comment I made about pretty blondes was in regards to the jokes made by Tricia Evans that caught her a bunch of flack over the shooting tragedy. And then she asks..."to soon"?
2 (do I have to hold your hand forever?) Quills
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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if i was behind on her herpes cream payments, all she had to do was call.
darth (caught the reference, hence my reurn comment about mom jokes being better) Tang
P.S. that other lame comedian dane cook did the same thing.
 
2quills

2quills

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/392422/the-forums/20#post_3484680
if i was behind on her herpes cream payments, all she had to do was call.
darth (caught the reference, hence my reurn comment about mom jokes being better) Tang
P.S. that other lame comedian dane cook did the same thing.
Then that makes three. :)
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Originally Posted by travelerjp98 http:///t/392422/the-forums/20#post_3484681
Lol how come almost every thread I start in the aquarium ends up with a comedic show from darth?
Because he aims to bring disorder to the class and is why he must be reprimanded from time to time.

Where is TL, anyway?
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Then that makes three. :)
Because he aims to bring disorder to the class and is why he must be reprimanded from time to time.  :ideclare:
Where is TL, anyway?
you know what happens to snitchs in the pen? why are you askin for the warden?
darth (shank maker) tang
 
travelerjp98

travelerjp98

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someone has to make them entertaining.
darth (helping people out snce 1975) Tang
Thank you, I take that position in other places.
Then that makes three. :)
Because he aims to bring disorder to the class and is why he must be reprimanded from time to time.  :ideclare:
Where is TL, anyway?
I was gonna say sleeping... as it is almost 12:30 in our time zone... but then I remembered shes a new yorker... so that explains while shes nonlinear at 3 in the morning every time I am...
 
travelerjp98

travelerjp98

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[quote name="Darthtang AW url=/t/392422/the-forums/20#post_348
you know what happens to snitchs in the pen? why are you askin for the warden?
darth (shank maker) tang
Lol... earth is completely right here...
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Thank you, I take that position in other places.
WHOA! the positions you and your partner use are your business. TMI!
darth (wondering what you meant by the word "places") Tang
 
2quills

2quills

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/392422/the-forums/20#post_3484685
you know what happens to snitchs in the pen? why are you askin for the warden?
darth (shank maker) tang
hmmm...they get extra commissary credits? because this calls for a tough review of your access to shop tools.
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Originally Posted by travelerjp98 http:///t/392422/the-forums/20#post_3484687
[quote name="Darthtang AW url=/t/392422/the-forums/20#post_348
you know what happens to snitchs in the pen? why are you askin for the warden?
darth (shank maker) tang
Lol... earth is completely right here...
You been drinking?
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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[quote name="Darthtang AW url=/t/392422/the-forums/20#post_348
you know what happens to snitchs in the pen? why are you askin for the warden?
darth (shank maker) tangLol... earth is completely right here...
did you just call me a planet? go kiss uranus.
darth (the astrologist) Tang
 
travelerjp98

travelerjp98

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LOL... I LOVE YOU GUYS... I tried to go to sleep but I kept on twisting and turning as my mind was filled with these horrible thoughts for some reason... and I have to get up at 6 tom... so I was panicked about how I wouldn't be able to lift my head up too... so I was like.. let me just see if there's anything new on swf... and after this.. boy... you guys made me laugh.
WHOA! the positions you and your partner use are your business. TMI!
darth (wondering what you meant by the word "places") Tang
"Perverted", cough cough.
hmmm...they get extra commissary credits?  because this calls for a tough review of your access to shop tools.
You been drinking?
Hahaha no autocorrect changed "earth" to "e
Earth"
Lol... earth is completely right here...did you just call me a planet? go kiss uranus.
darth (the astrologist) Tang
OMG.. best response EVER from you... I almost peed myself... now I don't wanna get out of bed because I seriously have to pee after reading that... now I have to crawl out of these warm, comfy sheets... because of YOU. But I would rather do this than have had nothing happen tonight.
 
snakeblitz33

snakeblitz33

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Originally Posted by travelerjp98 http:///t/392422/the-forums/20#post_3484692
OMG.. best response EVER from you... I almost peed myself... now I don't wanna get out of bed because I seriously have to pee after reading that... now I have to crawl out of these warm, comfy sheets... because of YOU. But I would rather do this than have had nothing happen tonight.
DarthTang, making boys pee their pants since 1975.
Snake(That's Entertainment)Blitz33
 
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