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[tx reef]

Yo mama so dumb, she ran in front of a parked car and got ran over. :hilarious

 

[tx reef]

Wait....I got another one. Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money. :hilarious

 

[tx reef]

Okay, one more. I'll edit one of the words so kids won't get it.
How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a ta***n behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.... :hilarious
Okay, I quit.
For tonight.

 

[lazypinoy]

mantis shrimp.....do they taste as good as they look!?!?

 

[windmill]

What's the opposite of progress?

 

[swlover]

Why is a flock of crows called a Murder of crows? Thats scary :scared:

 

[swlover]

Originally Posted by TX Reef
Okay, one more. I'll edit one of the words so kids won't get it.
How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a ta***n behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.... :hilarious
Okay, I quit.
For tonight.

Kids probably know more than you! Now thats even scarier! :scared:

 

[chickadee]

HAHAHAHA!!!
what's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
kids don't eat broccoli...

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by windmill
What's the opposite of progress?
CONGRESS!!! :hilarious

 

[firefish9]

Valley Cup

:joy:

 

[maroonytun]

Computer

 

[maroonytun]

4 lefts make a straight.

 

[chickadee]

1 left makes a straight, as well as 2 or three....
i'm eating caramel nut crunch and watching tom and jerry, only tom and jerry is over now, so i'm going to watch spongebob.

 

[chickadee]

ohhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (spongebob squarepats) absorbent and yellow and porous is he (spongebob squarepants) if nautical nonsense be something you wish (spongebob squarepants) then drop on the deck and flop like a fish (spongebob squarepants) spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants

 

[firefish9]

Pele!!!!!! :cheer:

 

[swlover]

Originally Posted by chickadee
ohhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (spongebob squarepats) absorbent and yellow and porous is he (spongebob squarepants) if nautical nonsense be something you wish (spongebob squarepants) then drop on the deck and flop like a fish (spongebob squarepants) spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants
I like plankton! And Mr. Crabs is cool too..he reminds me of my mother, what a tight wad!

 

[tx reef]

I went to Shell City, I faced the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasslehoff..... :hilarious
I love the Spongebob movie.

 

[hot883]

2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do. :notsure:
Since you throw away the cotton ball in the top of aspirin, do you also have to throw away the first cotton ball in the bag?

 

[sign guy]

Im too sexy for my extra 300 lbs :jumping:

 

[sign guy]

I am king of the hill
of course the hill is a pile of cat infested sand
I hate cats