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[sportbikemike]

You're greasy granny's got holes in her panties.........
Byaaaaaaah!
sorry I'm on a Chappell kick right now....
Byaaaaaaah!

 

[sharkboy13]

i have a phone book on my bed

 

[sign guy]

I live with frankie figs

 

[sidd]

Does anyone know how to replace the tape in the c-38 taped dispenser made my scotch?

 

[trainfever]

What color are your shoes when you set the alarm to brush your teeth when the cows come home?

 

[ol'salty]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of an apple???
3 million gazillion shuballuballu .......

 

[fishy head]

i like pie!!!!!!!

 

[shogun323]

How come when people brush their teeth in the movies they never get foam on their mouth?

 

[reefkprz]

ever eat pizza and wash it down with pepto?

 

[yerboy]

Jack Daniel's > Jim Beam

 

[royalgamma]

why did I subject my self to reading this crap?

 

[sharkboy13]

ok im gonna be a jerk and dig this crap up, i feel it that we should let our newer members get a chance to see this

 

[reefkprz]

It lives! How many bloody mary recipies do you know? I know 7.

 

[shogun323]

Calzones are merely over-priced, fancy hot pockets.

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by shogun323
Calzones are merely over-priced, fancy hot pockets.
you already used that line in another thread... lol...

pizza is good food though...

 

[demartini]

Originally Posted by shogun323
Calzones are merely over-priced, fancy hot pockets.
mmmm hot pockets are good...

 

[sharkboy13]

if the fight is not worth fighting y did i steal my brothers sandwich.....

 

[usmc6026]

tastes like chicken

 

[triga22]

Lets go Braves!

***)

 

[reefforbrains]

I have eaten 6 Whoppers in a single sitting, but I was sitting next to a guy that finished 8