there is only one thing i dislike about owning great danes.

darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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That is better. On aserious note...family has taken it rough.had her for a longtime.....i ran both businesses today, my wife stayed home...it was a rough night for all of us. My youngest stayed home from school to be with "momma" to make her feel better. Seriously, thanks guys...
Did yell at a head cashier at michaels today...had to wait 10 minutes in line because she was to good to jump on a register herself......poor girl...got a good ten minute butt chewing from me...dont even remember what i said. Been very moody the last 24 hours. Think i might be menopausal.
Smartorl? Two weiners? Most women are happy with one. Or atleast they fake happy.
Loved the dane joke...never heard that one.
Darth (one dane, a pug, and a frenchbulldog now) Tang
 
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tizzo

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/388138/there-is-only-one-thing-i-dislike-about-owning-great-danes#post_3421157
You guys suck at the cheering up aspect during a time of loss. Not one single joke?
Darth (for Tizzo) Tang
We aren't here to "cheer you up"! We are here to hate it with you... so-- you don't feel all stranded and alone?? You did feel all stranded and alone didn't you?? Until we came along?? And moped with you! Doesn't our "being there" do anything for you!!??
Good God I suck at this sympathy stuff!!
My friend told me I should say, "I'm sorry you feel this way, I wish I could help you" because yes, I actually asked what to say when people are down and out... Now your telling me its not working.
Hmmm...
What would Tizzo say.
I'll be doggone, I'm at a loss for words!
he he, get it, doggone!! Sorry, it just seems so soon!!
 
kiefers

kiefers

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WOW Tizzo, uhm please quit hahahahaaaaaa
Sorry about your loss, been there done that, my Dane left me when she was 13 years old.
look at it this way, more room for you on the couch, the bed, the car, and of coarse the house.
However,..... did you say a pug? Really?
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by Tizzo http:///t/388138/there-is-only-one-thing-i-dislike-about-owning-great-danes/20#post_3421193
We aren't here to "cheer you up"! We are here to hate it with you... so-- you don't feel all stranded and alone?? You did feel all stranded and alone didn't you?? Until we came along?? And moped with you! Doesn't our "being there" do anything for you!!??
Good God I suck at this sympathy stuff!!
My friend told me I should say, "I'm sorry you feel this way, I wish I could help you" because yes, I actually asked what to say when people are down and out... Now your telling me its not working.
Hmmm...
What would Tizzo say.
I'll be doggone, I'm at a loss for words!
he he, get it, doggone!! Sorry, it just seems so soon!!
Much better.
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Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/388138/there-is-only-one-thing-i-dislike-about-owning-great-danes/20#post_3421309
WOW Tizzo, uhm please quit hahahahaaaaaa
Sorry about your loss, been there done that, my Dane left me when she was 13 years old.
look at it this way, more room for you on the couch, the bed, the car, and of coarse the house.
However,..... did you say a pug? Really?
Yes a pug. All families have one special needs individual...so we have a pug.
Darth (Yours has you) Tang
 
travelerjp98

travelerjp98

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Sorry about it darth...

but since you want comedy, here it is:

Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Great Dane Owner:
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you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub
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you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television
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the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
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you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
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you've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
the pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk
your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog
you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink
the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose
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rainbow grouper

rainbow grouper

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Originally Posted by travelerjp98
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you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink
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not just great Danes my cats Coco Coffee and last but not least meow
 
lovethesea

lovethesea

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: ( love those danes. Such sweet dogs. My aunt had one for about 10 years. He was the best dog. When my son was a toddler Elvis took charge of him. Wherever my son was
Elvis was right behind him. The kid could have candy, cookies, cake...anything in his hand and the dog never even looked like he would take it. Nap time was fun also, Elvis slept right next
to my son and didn't budge until he was up. Had to laugh at the note about them backing up until finding a seat. Elvis sat on the couch with his 2 front lets on the ground. He knew he belonged there like everyone else on the couch. : )
Love her pink coat, so cute. Hopefully the next few days will be better for the family. I am sure your other dogs miss her also.
 
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