Theres a HUGE spider on your seat!!!

jtt

jtt

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My fiance and I were watching TV tonight, and I suddenly got thirsty, but was oh so comfortable in my seat... so...
me - "Oh my God, Helen, there is a HUGE spider on your chair! Get up!!!"
Helen - ;;;;screams, jumps up and turns around;;;; "Where is it????"
Me - "Theres no spider, but while you're up do you wanna get me a soda?"
 
aquaknight

aquaknight

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This trick is effective, but you need to be careful there's nothing within quick grasp (dvd remote, fan remote, controller, etc). Otherwise it's headed your way, then there's only two outcomes. 1.) It hits you, or 2.) it hits the wall behind you, and you then have to fix the wall...
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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since that is where the story ended, I doubt she got him a soda. But I might have to try that tonight. It will be revenge for the movie she is wanting to see tonight.
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

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This reminds me of a time when my husband went to work really early one morning and I found a nice surprise in the bathtub. The biggest, furriest black spider I'd ever seen.
After screaming uncontrollably and running to the other side of the house, I thought he knew it was there and left it for me to see. I called him and he had no clue that it was there but boy was he laughing. I think he was practically rolling on the ground at work laughing so hard.
How was I to know? He plays pranks like this on me all the time. I thought it was another one of his tricks.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Nw2Salt08
http:///forum/post/3227854
This reminds me of a time when my husband went to work really early one morning and I found a nice surprise in the bathtub. The biggest, furriest black spider I'd ever seen.
After screaming uncontrollably and running to the other side of the house, I thought he knew it was there and left it for me to see. I called him and he had no clue that it was there but boy was he laughing. I think he was practically rolling on the ground at work laughing so hard.
How was I to know? He plays pranks like this on me all the time. I thought it was another one of his tricks.
One night in the kitchen my folks were newly married, my mom saw a 4 inch long (it gets longer every time she tells it) roach. He screamed, jumped tripped and fell, and a broken arm later, she was mad at my dad for not killing it, for weeks...
 
jtt

jtt

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Originally Posted by DeMartini
http:///forum/post/3227718
I hope she didn't get you that soda..... I would have beat up my boyfriend if he did that to me lol
to my surprise, she actually did get me the soda, but not before laughing, and then yelling, and then yes even hitting me. she was mad for about a half hour, but hey, I got my soda, so who cares?
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by JTT
http:///forum/post/3227897
to my surprise, she actually did get me the soda, but not before laughing, and then yelling, and then yes even hitting me. she was mad for about a half hour, but hey, I got my soda, so who cares?
You're not married yet...
 
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shrimpy brains

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I'd have gotten your soda. I'd even open it for you. Unfortunately, I'd have tripped on the way back, accidentally spilling it all over you and forcing your lazy butt to get up after all!!
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3227890
One night in the kitchen my folks were newly married, my mom saw a 4 inch long (it gets longer every time she tells it) roach. He screamed, jumped tripped and fell, and a broken arm later, she was mad at my dad for not killing it, for weeks...
That's one good sized roach. lol I don't think I would've screamed on that one though. I would've just killed it and then sprayed my house the next day. lol
 
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