This is too true to be funny.

fats71

Active Member
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division
Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D),
is presently asking the Congress for
$250 BILLION
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number,
what does it mean?
A
Well, if you are one of
484,674 residents of
New Orleans
(every man, woman, child),
you each get $516,528.
B
Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C
Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets
$2,066,012.
Washington, D. C
HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and
Non-recurring Charges Tax, br />
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle Lic ense Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to
'press 1'
for English.
I hope this goes around the
USA
at least 100 times
What the heck happened?????
 
Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2615294
Liberals happened.
Real Democrats turned into, well, what they are today.
just sayin...
in your explanation you actually demonstrated the real answer, political parties. the political party is the solution to the american who cant form an opinion on topics because he is too lazy. instead he can just go "well, if i become a conservative i believe this, this, and this" instead of going "well, due to my own personal experience, i believe this, not this, and that on certain occasions." do you really think that most of america is divided into just two general opinions? i personally think there's a bit more than 300 million different political views. just my two cents
btw, right before george washington stepped down as president, he warned about political parties and how it would divide the nation into people who would just blame one another instead of actually trying to fix the problem. also, im not attacking your opinions, just found the post that showed my personal opinion
 

cowfishrule

Active Member
Originally Posted by niskyvaulter
http:///forum/post/2615818
i personally think there's a bit more than 300 million different political views. just my two cents
there's a left side of the road, all heading in one direction, and a right side of the road, all heading in one direction. this keeps everybody on each side of the road in the "same direction" thus keeping driving fluid.
imagine if there were no lanes on a road. would the same amount of vehicles be as fluid and heading in the same direction?
point being, as much as i despise political parties and their sheep followers, if everybody formed their own opinion in a leadership position, we'd get 10-fold less accomplished than these idiots are doing now.
think about it.
 
youve got a good point there that ive never really taken into consideration. maybe america is too large to function efficiently, but if it were ever divided up one part would invade another anyway.
 

coral keeper

Active Member
Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2615244
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division
Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D),
is presently asking the Congress for
$250 BILLION
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number,
what does it mean?
A
Well, if you are one of
484,674 residents of
New Orleans
(every man, woman, child),
you each get $516,528.
B
Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C
Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets
$2,066,012.
Washington, D. C
HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and
Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle Lic ense Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to
'press 1'
for English.
I hope this goes around the
USA
at least 100 times
What the heck happened?????
HOLY #$%#!!!! Thats a TON of taxes and a TON of money!!!
 

aquaknight

Active Member
Oh, it's a free-movie (documentary) circling around the web that's mostly about not having to pay income tax. Goes into a couple tangents, but some of it was eye-opening. One of the tangents was all the taxes, which had a list very similar to the one you posted. Of course take the movie with a heavy grain of salt.
 

cowfishrule

Active Member
Originally Posted by niskyvaulter
http:///forum/post/2615857
youve got a good point there that ive never really taken into consideration. maybe america is too large to function efficiently, but if it were ever divided up one part would invade another anyway.
divide the country in 3 horizontally.
bottom half goes to mexico. top half goes to canada, eh?
middle we keep as the US.
form a clean sweep of the govt and go from there.
 
Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2616390
divide the country in 3 horizontally.
bottom half goes to mexico. top half goes to canada, eh?
middle we keep as the US.
form a clean sweep of the govt and go from there.
i could deal with being canadian.
 
Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2616390
divide the country in 3 horizontally.
bottom half goes to mexico. top half goes to canada, eh?
middle we keep as the US.
form a clean sweep of the govt and go from there.
and adding the southern us could help fix mexicos economy. there might actually be something to that idea
 

cowfishrule

Active Member
Originally Posted by niskyvaulter
http:///forum/post/2617119
and adding the southern us could help fix mexicos economy. there might actually be something to that idea

we could get rid of the hayseeds that reside in the far northern states, and the southern states. of course, we would still have to deal with the "square states" (and we all know how we feel about them), but with less of them, it would be more managable.
 

fats71

Active Member
Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2616390
divide the country in 3 horizontally.
bottom half goes to mexico. top half goes to canada, eh?
middle we keep as the US.
form a clean sweep of the govt and go from there.

I get dibs on Florida !!!!
I am sitting here in Missouri actually wanting your idea to come to fruition
 

renogaw

Active Member
Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2618633
I get dibs on Florida !!!!
I am sitting here in Missouri actually wanting your idea to come to fruition
my dad is going to missouri to visit cousins and old classmates in july. you're the second person i've heard of from there... :p
 
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