Top 10 Country and Western Songs

crimzy

crimzy

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With aFew.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A$$ Out All DayLong.
Discuss.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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you know what you get when you play a country song backwards???
your dog is alive, your truck works, your girl comes back and youre sober...
 
pontius

pontius

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that's knee-slapping funny and all. but compared to Hip-Hop, Country songs are artistic genius. you can post a REAL tracklisting from any hip hop album and you'll see dumber titles than those.
 
jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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Originally Posted by Pontius
http:///forum/post/2836194
that's knee-slapping funny and all. but compared to Hip-Hop, Country songs are artistic genius. you can post a REAL tracklisting from any hip hop album and you'll see dumber titles than those.
agreed
 
reefraff

reefraff

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Years ago I sat down with my brother over way too many beers and wrote a CW song.
I only remember the hook now
Oh sorrow, sadness and remorse
My woman she left me for my horse
It wouldn't be so sorry, so sad or unfair
Except for the fact that my horse was a mare
 
mimzy

mimzy

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i have a confession to make... i saw the title of this thread and became disgusted. if there is anything i hate, loathe despise and ABOMINATE, it's country music
.... but then I finally brought myself to peek at it, and you have renewed my faith in yourself, Crimzy. props, man. major, major props.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2837454
You enjoy pissing your wife off, don't you? You have quite the way with women.

I enjoy toeing the line what can I say.
I'm wearing her down, she is starting to like doing it to other people too, particularly her nutty sister... Soon we'll be able to play together... Every villian needs a sidekick.
 
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