Cowfishrule...you inspired me. I wrote this poem for you.
.............................................................Bacon......................................................................
Bacon, delicious processed pork fat.
I'm down with that
It tastes like heaven
Pick it up at your local 7/11
It's not good from a pig's point of view
Nor that of a Jew
But it tastes so great
Eat it on a date
Until you gain weight
And DIE!