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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation and get drunk. They wake up in jail, only to find that they
are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember
what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead named Amy, is strapped in the electric chair,
and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated
from Brigham Young University, and bel ieve in the almighty power of
God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch
and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately beg for her forgiveness
and release her.
The second one, a brunette named Linda, is strapped in and gives her
last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again,
they all immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde named Jan, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
from the University of Kentucky in Lexington and just graduated with a
degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all
ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."