turkey bacon?

[stdreb27]

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/388688/turkey-bacon#post_3430344
i got a fig for you.
darth (drop the soap) Tang
A woman's version of the bacon bra...

 

[1guydude]

Turkey bacon will never touch real bacon! Iam dang tired of the stuff myself...family made a move to the turkey bacon awhile ago and anytime i can i get me some real bacon! Its okay but nothing compared to some nice bacon!
Next question:
crunchy or chewy bacon?

 

[yearofthenick]

Turkey bacon is an oxymoron... kind of like "Military intelligence" or "family vacation."

 

[travelerjp98]

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Originally Posted by 1guyDude http:///t/388688/turkey-bacon/20#post_3430404
Turkey bacon will never touch real bacon! Iam dang tired of the stuff myself...family made a move to the turkey bacon awhile ago and anytime i can i get me some real bacon! Its okay but nothing compared to some nice bacon!
Next question:
crunchy or chewy bacon?
If served alone, crunchy. If mixed in with other foods, chewy.

 

[rainbow grouper]

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Originally Posted by travelerjp98 http:///t/388688/turkey-bacon#post_3430352
Quote:
Originally Posted by rainbow grouper http:///t/388688/turkey-bacon#post_3430273
Do as he says; not as he does.
Rainbow (and i thought you were a grammar nazi) Grouper.
traveler(i stil dont speak lik e dis)jp
Sorry I had too. I tried to hold back but could not.

 

[flower]

Turkey bacon is great, fry it in a tiny bit of olive oil for it to be crisp. If you fry it up in regular veg oil it becomes turkey jerky. It does not have it's own grease like pork bacon so you have to add oil. It does not taste like pig, it tastes good but not the same. It is 100% better for you than pork bacon.

 

[darthtang aw]

nothing is better for you than pork. pork gets you passed airport security. next time you fly, chew on some bacon and see if they decide to cavity search you.
anyone that likes turkey bacon over bacon is on the fbi watch lkst for above av erage fertilizer purchases.
darth (you want how much nitrogen) Tang

 

[travelerjp98]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/388688/turkey-bacon/20#post_3430568
nothing is better for you than pork. pork gets you passed airport security. next time you fly, chew on some bacon and see if they decide to cavity search you.
anyone that likes turkey bacon over bacon is on the fbi watch lkst for above av erage fertilizer purchases.
darth (you want how much nitrogen) Tang
What?????
Even though pork is great.

 

[dragonzim]

Turkey bacon is worse for you health wise than real bacon with all the chemicals and excess sodium they pump in it to make it taste lie bacon

 

[dragonzim]

Speaking of bacon, I cooked up a whole 70 lb pig yesterday. Probably ended up with about 6 lbs of bacon from that beastie, along with 35lbs or so of other porky goodness.

 

[travelerjp98]

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Originally Posted by DragonZim http:///t/388688/turkey-bacon/20#post_3430865
Speaking of bacon, I cooked up a whole 70 lb pig yesterday. Probably ended up with about 6 lbs of bacon from that beastie, along with 35lbs or so of other porky goodness.
mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmm!