Valentines Day gift

natemd

natemd

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ahh so you have plenty of time to hope they come up with even better home security measure to keep them inside and the boys outside
 
natemd

natemd

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I live in western maryland which is pretty much all woods. When I first started dating my gf almost 4 years ago her dad had told me "I can make it so nobody would ever find you" He was joking of course though, him and I actually get along great
 
kerriann

kerriann

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Originally Posted by natemd
http:///forum/post/2458398
I live in western maryland which is pretty much all woods. When I first started dating my gf almost 4 years ago her dad had told me "I can make it so nobody would ever find you" He was joking of course though, him and I actually get along great
Ha, my boyfriend grew up on a farm so his dad always jokes that if some pisses him off he can bury the body under a dead cow and nobody will be none the wiser...
 
crashbandicoot

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yeah living in colorado there are lots of places in the mountains that the coyotes would finish of a body really quickly .
 
sharkbait9

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as much as I hate to say it, stay away from the lingerie. It really is not for her as much as it is for the guys. Yeah its nice and makes them look and feel sexy
but it ends up on the floor by the bed. Jewelry, like a nice tennis bracelet works and looks better, plus with a nice shiny piece of jewelry you should get more pipe drilling time.
 
al mc

al mc

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Ok thanks everyone...so to protect my daughter, I....
Get an alarm system
Clean my gun when he comes to pick her up
Show him my tatoo that reads...'been to Attica, it was nice, give me a reason to go back!'
Get a pack of pitbulls
Get a herd of cows to bury the bodies under
If all else fails...take lots of

[hr]
(....that was not mentioned, just my solution)
How about this line...I am a veterinarian and know how to administer anesthesia and neuter things!

(and if are a real jerk I will forget to use the anesthesia)
 
shrimpi

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Every year we do this:
I drink my fav. wine, he drinks his. (yes they are different- so we crack two diff bottles)
I pickup market fresh Lobster and Chicken(usually costs about 100.00)- we cook dinner together
cut the food up into bitesize with the little dip for the lobster and such..
eat the food like finger foods
drink wine
watch movies!
strawberries and melted chocolate for dessert.
there are no GIFTS, or CARDS. Sometimes we get eachother cards out of the blue but Id much rather do what we do every year.
Im 25, my fiance is 28- we are getting married in April, so its not like we are old farts or something or we are just tooo tired to leave the house- its a nice way to spend the night together
We look forward to it!
Jess
 
crimzy

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Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2458345
I'm going to just sit and quietly clean my gun .
I like this idea. But you have to position the gun on the table so the barrel is pointed towards the door when the punk walks in.
Of course Valentine's day is a chick holiday. But it's part of the deal. If she can deal with the playoffs in the 4 major sports, the bowl season, the tournament and random regular season games then I guess I can come through for Valentines Day, her birthday, the anniversary and Christmas. However I do absolutely reject the concept of sweetest day. At least Valentines day was not made up within the last 20 years.
 
stano40

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If that's the case I could have saved a lot of money by just rolling up aluminum foil into a ring and gave that to my wife.

Don't be materialistic, I find that any women that crave material items is not that interested in you as an individual.
Take her out to a fine dinner, go home and relax by her side and watch a good movie together. Give her the attention she deserves and all your love. Treat her with respect.
 
spiderwoman

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Originally Posted by Al Mc
http:///forum/post/2458595
Ok thanks everyone...so to protect my daughter, I....
Get an alarm system
Clean my gun when he comes to pick her up
Show him my tatoo that reads...'been to Attica, it was nice, give me a reason to go back!'
Get a pack of pitbulls
Get a herd of cows to bury the bodies under
If all else fails...take lots of

[hr]
(....that was not mentioned, just my solution)
How about this line...I am a veterinarian and know how to administer anesthesia and neuter things!

(and if are a real jerk I will forget to use the anesthesia)
That's a perfect list! I will print this one out for my hubby :)
 
kerriann

kerriann

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Originally Posted by Al Mc
http:///forum/post/2458595
Ok thanks everyone...so to protect my daughter, I....
Get an alarm system
Clean my gun when he comes to pick her up
Show him my tatoo that reads...'been to Attica, it was nice, give me a reason to go back!'
Get a pack of pitbulls
Get a herd of cows to bury the bodies under
If all else fails...take lots of

[hr]
(....that was not mentioned, just my solution)
How about this line...I am a veterinarian and know how to administer anesthesia and neuter things!

(and if are a real jerk I will forget to use the anesthesia)
sounds like your set then...of course if you're daughter is aware of this and feels like you're not letting her live her life then she'll probably become the exact opposite of what you're hoping for...
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Ok people, I need the ladies opinion on these necklaces. I will be ordering one of these tonight...


I kind of like the two toned hearts but I know that women like diamonds. What do you think?
 
kerriann

kerriann

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2459487
Ok people, I need the ladies opinion on these necklaces. I will be ordering one of these tonight...


I kind of like the two toned hearts but I know that women like diamonds. What do you think?
first one - no doubt
 
crashbandicoot

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2459409
I like this idea. But you have to position the gun on the table so the barrel is pointed towards the door when the punk walks in.

This works for valentines day too . Heck this works for everything it's as good a product as damsel be gone .
But on the subject at hand I like the two tone its a little more simple and IMO isnt just throwing sparklies at her .
 
kerriann

kerriann

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Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2459756
But on the subject at hand I like the two tone its a little more simple and IMO isnt just throwing sparklies at her .
tsk tsk - you're not listening!!! we like the sparklies!!
 
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