LOL Broomer, I'm with you. As a young college lad I went to school in Mexico City for a few years, my parents came to visit one Christmas and were paranoid about the water. I watched as the young guy picked up the 5 gallon jug, went to the side of the building, filled it from the garden hose, corked the bottle, brought it back to my parents room and only charged them 2 bucks for the service! Sorry, I know it's off subject but I started laughing when I read your response.
Later, Paul