What are the "stupidest" questions you've heard?

[darthtang aw]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SnakeBlitz33 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424265
A few from my wife recently:
"The Grand Canyon doesn't have rails all the way around it?"
The Civil War was right after WWI, wasn't it?
How much does that $10 t-shirt cost?
Love you, hunny.
I see why you married her.
Darth (Is she Blonde) Tang

 

[kiefers]

I was mowing the front yard Monday, the guy across the street comes over and asks
"Mowing your yard?"
Oh the things I shoulda said...... thinking to self, what WWDS?

 

[darthtang aw]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/100#post_3424343
I was mowing the front yard Monday, the guy across the street comes over and asks
"Mowing your yard?"
Oh the things I shoulda said...... thinking to self, what WWDS?
Should have said, "Nope, just checking the alignment on my mower".
Darth (gotta be quick) Tang

 

[kiefers]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/100#post_3424347
Should have said, "Nope, just checking the alignment on my mower".
Darth (gotta be quick) Tang
When I was younger and in the military I was considered a smart a$$. Was told to grow up, knock it off, your just rude. Rather than toning it down I merely quit. I need to get some of that "gift" back

 

[rainbow grouper]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/100#post_3424350
When I was younger and in the military I was considered a smart a$$. Was told to grow up, knock it off, your just rude. Rather than toning it down I merely quit. I need to get some of that "gift" back
You were in the military.

 

[kiefers]

Quote:
Originally Posted by rainbow grouper http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/100#post_3424355
You were in the military.
hense the title of the thread

 

[darthtang aw]

hense the title of the thread
 
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